Jedi Archive
Thread: TOP 10...
1.they keep nerfing us, and call it bugs. these bugs are never fixed.
2.they give the highest chance and best way to get high-end loot (SEAs) to BHs.
3.pearls are not really coming back, but they made a post so we have some hope and pay them for a few more months.
4.in PvP nothing matters, but who has the most money to buy the best equipment
5. we need to grind 300% more (or dunno someone did some math but I don't remember the final result) than any other professions, and we're still worse than them
6.non-jedis say "but you are 1.5x stronger than anyone else"
7.pre-cu jedis say "hey your grind is so much easier all of you were just afk grinding when double xp and respec was on, and you got your templates in 2 days! you only suck in pvp because you don't know how to use your templates, it has nothing to do with the 300 dps saber! yes, I have 4 flawless pearls in my saber but I would be the best pvper with a worse saber as well!"
8.everyone says "soe makes us suck cos jedis get all the love". even BHs say this sometimes.
9.they laugh on us if we cry on the forums, they don't even try to understand our situation
10. everything else, but it's late and I'm not gonna write 800 more sentences.
Top 10 list of why Jedi sucks:
10.) Lack of a really good calisthenics program
9.) A 12-year old n00b challenges you to a duel...and wins
8.) Most people think that lightsabers are a form of compensation for a small...self esteem
7.) Vow of poverty difficult to maintain with multiple crafting alts
6.) Most want to be treated like the "Beatles", but end up getting treated like the "Kreetles"
5.) PETA always comes by to throw buckets of Bol blood on your freshly dry-cleaned robe.
4.) All the Jedi action figures you find at Wal-Mart have detachable limbs
3.) People hate it when you start singing "49,623,988 bols on the wall"
2.) The robe designers think burlap is making a comeback as a fashion statement
1.) Your nickname is "Village Idiot"
Ok, my post was a little more specific to the changes I've seen, but yours definitely shows theperception or emotional element accurately ofmany post-cu Jedi...I definitely campain for you chaps as much as I can.. It should get better...some day soon I hope
KaliMaul wrote:
My top 10 (or I don't know how many points it will be)
1.they keep nerfing us, and call it bugs. these bugs are never fixed.
2.they give the highest chance and best way to get high-end loot (SEAs) to BHs.
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Tactical_Dave wrote:
Top 10 list of why Jedi sucks:
10.) Lack of a really good calisthenics program
9.) A 12-year old n00b challenges you to a duel...and wins
8.) Most people think that lightsabers are a form of compensation for a small...self esteem
7.) Vow of poverty difficult to maintain with multiple crafting alts
6.) Most want to be treated like the "Beatles", but end up getting treated like the "Kreetles"
5.) PETA always comes by to throw buckets of Bol blood on your freshly dry-cleaned robe.
4.) All the Jedi action figures you find at Wal-Mart have detachable limbs
3.) People hate it when you start singing "49,623,988 bols on the wall"
2.) The robe designers think burlap is making a comeback as a fashion statement
1.) Your nickname is "Village Idiot"
OMG, that was actually funny as hell!
KeeferKman wrote:
POST YOUR OWN TOP TEN -
(Everyone like short lists, including Baciacca, Tiggs, and of courseLucas)
MY Top 10 List why Jedi suck right now:
1 -Sabers hitat Base speed, not modified speed
2- Speed debuff(-40), force speed nerfed (+25)
3- AB75% resist armor(quickest way toremove 89 SP's of Defender)
4- Healing nerfed to 6-7 secs, CM raised to1200-1800 heals, 3 types + Stims while KD'd
5- Crystal/Pearls/tunes are horrible (two classes of Jedi, pre and post)
6- Mind costs (healing is attrocious +attacks), Action Costs (saber SAC best 95, else 65), Force Costs (it just runs out eventually...period)
7- All Jedi specials are replicated (if not just cut n' pasted) by other professions except Cloak and A.I.
8- Powers can't compete against Jedi, yet do well with Elites
9- Jedi have no FRS or otherspecific content (where is the Jedi mission terminal?)
10- Jedi are uber at one thing...root/stasis and FR1/2/3...see ya!