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Thread: New SWG Comertial in the works by me

Imperial-Guard
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:48 pm
#1

Still in early stages so any sugestions will be welcome...



<<Fade in>>


Opening scene...


Light and Dark Jedi battle sabers clashing left and right flips, rolls *all the typical Jedi action you would expect*


Suddenly the Light Jedi's Lightsaber goes limp and turns off!


(Light Jedi, taps Lightsaber!)


Light Jedi says, Damn saber nerfs! I should have used Duracell batterys!


(Dark Jedi grins and kills Light Jedi)


Voice over: When the Sith need to count on a good batteryis it any wonder they trustDuracell?


<<Fade out>>



THIS IS ONLY A JOKE FOR HUMOR...From SOE head honcho of the month... In the state of emergency concerning the plummet ofsubscribers to the game, the subscription for Starwars Galaxies has been increased from $14.95 a monthto $19.95 a monthto make up for lost accounts.The regular subscription price of $14.95 will resume at the end of this crisis.

Thank you for your patience.
sincerely:
Abu Zanda'curay.
Sniper24
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:59 pm
#2

Duracell?!?!!? Dude, what about the energizer bunny!??!



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Imperial-Guard
Sat Oct 22, 2005 6:01 pm
#3

Ill leave the energizer bunny for the second one... titled "The bunny Strikes Back" or something like that



THIS IS ONLY A JOKE FOR HUMOR...From SOE head honcho of the month... In the state of emergency concerning the plummet ofsubscribers to the game, the subscription for Starwars Galaxies has been increased from $14.95 a monthto $19.95 a monthto make up for lost accounts.The regular subscription price of $14.95 will resume at the end of this crisis.

Thank you for your patience.
sincerely:
Abu Zanda'curay.
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