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Thread: Pre CU roll back plan...

Imperial-Guard
Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:51 pm
#1


First In order for this plan to work I need 5 Jedi and 1 Squad Leader alt and a fuzzy bunny outfit, wookiee life day orb.


The plan:

Using my Decimator battle cruiser I will land and pick each of you and we will fly to the coords that will be pre programed in the onboard flight computer


*I have a seeker droid out looking for these coords as i type this mission breafing*


Apon landing the Squad Leader will buff the Jedi. Once buffed the Jedi will force cloak / force cloak then proceed to the server installation. The server instalation will be heavily guarded, expect Geonosian destroyer droids and clone guards.


When the Jedi reach the door of the installation one Jedi will equip the fuzzy bunny outfit and knock on the door this is a dangerous task so the Jedi who steps up to this duty must be able to think fast on their feet.


While the fuzzy bunny Jedi is distracting the door guard the remaining force cloaked Jedi will sneak in and locate the server shield generator, apon locating the generator the Jedi must find means of disabling it! This can be done by using a lightsaber to jam its function by throwing the lightsaber in the gears. The Jedi who does this will become the main healer for when the destroyer droids attack.


Once the shield has been taken out the Jedi can escape the droid army by dropping miniature storm trooper toys on the ground to confuse the droids and use the air duct vent above.


Once in the air duct you will move strait left, right, left strait, up, strait, down, left, strait, strait, down left, left, down, you will then be in theserver main controlroomnext roomfrom the shield generator room.


The server room has reverse motion detectors, so you must me moving constantly or the alarm will be tripped the server self distruct button is in the box labeled "server self distruct" to gain access to this button you must take out the locking device.


The locking device is an angry wookiee named "Bob" to disable this lock you must shake the wookiee life day orb and give it to him. He will become dazed by the colors and you will be able to access the server self destruck button.


When the mission is complete the Jedi will leave the building using the exit door, this door will be marked with an "EXIT" sign, once out I will pick the Jedi up in my Decimator and we will proceed to the local bar for a well deserved drink and heroes welcome!



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Thank you for your patience.
sincerely:
Abu Zanda'curay.
plonger
Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:53 pm
#2

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HyperTension
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:05 pm
#3

lol





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Boscuia
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:07 pm
#4

ROFL



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slyjack
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:10 pm
#5

nice



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masterkiller56
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:11 pm
#6

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chlaos
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:25 pm
#7


Woot!! Fuzzy Bunny costumes and wooks named "Bob", good stuff.
Obi-Tu
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:28 pm
#8

if this was a movie i think it might get an oscar



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JediMobius
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:28 pm
#9

I volunteer for the bunny suit.....



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Imperial-Guard
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:32 pm
#10

thank you one and all, since this has recieved positive feed back I think I will cast a part live action and part ingame movie based on this script. may take a while but it will be funny to watch hehe



THIS IS ONLY A JOKE FOR HUMOR...From SOE head honcho of the month... In the state of emergency concerning the plummet ofsubscribers to the game, the subscription for Starwars Galaxies has been increased from $14.95 a monthto $19.95 a monthto make up for lost accounts.The regular subscription price of $14.95 will resume at the end of this crisis.

Thank you for your patience.
sincerely:
Abu Zanda'curay.
Obi-Tu
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:35 pm
#11






Imperial-Guard wrote:

thank you one and all, since this has recieved positive feed back I think I will cast a part live action and part ingame movie based on this script. may take a while but it will be funny to watch hehe





DO IT!!



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chlaos
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:38 pm
#12






Imperial-Guard wrote:

thank you one and all, since this has recieved positive feed back I think I will cast a part live action and part ingame movie based on this script. may take a while but it will be funny to watch hehe





Thats good and all, but id rather see you go through with the plan.
Germanmedic
Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:42 pm
#13

haha nice 1 made me laugh




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