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I have a story to tell of the legendary REBEL DARK JEDI: Noob

It starts at the Bestine starport, where our hero Noob is camped out.

Noob was just camping as usuall at his favorite place, Bestine Starport. He was just roasting marshmallows and weiners and other foods rebels enjoy. When all of a sudden agros began surounding him. It was the IMPERIAL JEDI KNIGHTS! This will be trouble Noob thought. So he ignited his rave stick and a pretty pink glow filled the surrounding area. Noob would have to focus his jedi powers if he were to get out of this one alive. But Noob had a new trick up his sleeve, and was quite confident.

The imperial jedi surounded Noob, pulling out their purple glow rods one at a time.......and after 27 minutes of crap talking, the battle began. The sound of the flourescent bulbs they called weapons was deafening. You couldnt even hear yourself think. And the laser light show was spectacular. Children from all around came to enjoy the jolly shapes. But Noob was in trouble and had to escape. It was time he used his new jedi power. SUPER FORCE CRAWL. Yes, only force crawl would get him outta this one alive.

Noob went prone and crawled back to the starport terminal as fast as he could. The imperial jedi were stunned! They were baffled by the ridiculousness of Noobs force crawl. It worked! Noob escaped with his life, crawling back to where he came from. But this wasn't the end. It was time for revenge. Noob would be back, with all his jedi friends... and the real battle would begin......