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Thread: Genildor's Jedi Q&A

Genildor
Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:12 pm
#1

Welcome to Genildor's Jedi Q&A, hosted by me, Genildor. If you don't know, i am the ultimate bounty hunter, and the most supreme of jedi. I also happen to hold all the knowledge within the universe.


Here are the rules. You can ask up to 5 questions. Any more, and the extra will be ignored. I will answer them in the order that i choose, and may even give a few serious answers. The stupider the questions, the stupider the responses. That simple.


Ask away.





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manifest7
Fri Sep 30, 2005 9:47 pm
#2

will you buy my link steel reinforced gloves 0/1000 condition with 2 sockets left...they are modded with +22 general melee speed...tapes still work on clothes with 0 condition.. but its not the best situation to not have good condition so i am selling them for half price....would the great Genildor buy them?











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JediAsh
Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:37 pm
#3

1)How many licks does it take to get to a tootsie pop?

2)what is the question that gives the ultimate answer?

3)Will the world ever be a better place?

4)Why are all the non-combat profession 'teh suck'?

5)[insert your own question here]




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Genildor
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:44 am
#4






manifest7 wrote:

will you buy my link steel reinforced gloves 0/1000 condition with 2 sockets left...they are modded with +22 general melee speed...tapes still work on clothes with 0 condition.. but its not the best situation to not have good condition so i am selling them for half price....would the great Genildor buy them?








Genildor buys nothing, but accepts tribute in all forms. Drop them at the Sacrificial Statue of Gen, and i'll pick them up later.



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Genildor
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:53 am
#5









JediAsh wrote:
1)How many licks does it take to get to a tootsie pop?


0. It takes 0 licks to get to a tootsie pop. Had you asked how to get to the center, you'd of found an answer ofepic proportion, ltrailing from the ancient Aztecs, to the modern cold hard land ofSweden.


2)what is the question that gives the ultimate answer?


See above.



3)Will the world ever be a better place?



Not with questions like these, it won't.




4)Why are all the non-combat profession 'teh suck'?


They aren't. Except for droid engineers... poor bastards...



5)[insert your own question here]


[insert witty reply here]









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Akast
Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:40 am
#6

1. will jedi ever stop moaning?


2 will adks ever be cheap?


3. will there ever be post cu jedis that are worthy oponents?


4 will mdefs ever get nerfed?





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Postman_Splat
Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:46 am
#7

1. why are you all knowing and so great?


2. how does one become your slave?


3. why is it in sports mixtures you never ever ever never get more than a few reds, and always loadsa blacks


4. where do babies come from


5. how do you stop the colours running in the wash?






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Ihareo
Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:19 am
#8

1] Can you fit your ego through the door?


2] Why do people insist on crying about issues instad of trying to solve them?


3] Which is better? The wisdom to know what to do, or the willpower to see it through?


4] What was that movie with that guy who was in that thing that came out last year?


5] What the hell do you do with the encoded disk the slave girl gives you right before the stormtrooper kills her??






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cahn-a-licious
Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:37 am
#9

when will soe ever figure out the potential of this game?


when will lucasarts catch a clue as to what has been done to its namesake?


when will soe finally listen to its customer base?


why is the most powerful weapon in theSTAR WARSuniverse do the least amount of dmg in soe's version of STAR WARS galaxies?


when will soe officially change what csr stands for, from C (insert c word name) S (insert s word name) Representative to CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE?


when wil csr's actually realize they are supposed to supply customer service?


does customer service need a job description?


does anyone except a liar and/or fools at soe read these forums?


do moderators of these forums actually have real jobs?



more than five i know but all these questions have really been on my mind for some time.



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i used to be 4 accts out of 450k active accts
then 2 accts out of 250k
then 1 out of 200k
now 0 of 175k as of dec 25th....
i am a soe shareholder and do know how many active accts there are.
Genildor
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:29 pm
#10






Akast wrote:

1. will jedi ever stop moaning?


Knock on the ceiling with a broom. That'll slow them down, if nothing else.


2 will adks ever be cheap?


I hope not, the taste will begin to decline. Nothing better than Ancient Dune Kimogala pie... mmm....


3. will there ever be post cu jedis that are worthy oponents?


Sadly, no. Jedi have always been awful backgammon players.


4 will mdefs ever get nerfed?



Do you ever think anything won't?











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Genildor
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:35 pm
#11






Ihareo wrote:

1] Can you fit your ego through the door?


All doorframes have been reconstruncted to allow my awesometasity to pass.


2] Why do people insist on crying about issues instad of trying to solve them?


Good question. People have always found it much easier to criticize than to create. Most people don't have the slightestidea what would be helpful to this game, though they'll never admit it, even to themselves. I would actually prefer people to cry than to demand a change, as most of thechanges they suggest would make absolutely horrible imbalances throughout the rest of the system.


3] Which is better? The wisdom to know what to do, or the willpower to see it through?


Six. The answer is Six.


4] What was that movie with that guy who was in that thing that came out last year?


Samuel L. Jackson.


5] What the hell do you do with the encoded disk the slave girl gives you right before the stormtrooper kills her??


I used to know this... put it up on display until my mighty brain power finishes searching throughit's vast libraries of knowledge.











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Genildor
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:41 pm
#12






cahn-a-licious wrote:

when will soe ever figure out the potential of this game?


Right about 2 years ago.


when will lucasarts catch a clue as to what has been done to its namesake?


Right about 2 months ago.


when will soe finally listen to its customer base?


ETA on Fix unknown


why is the most powerful weapon in theSTAR WARSuniverse do the least amount of dmg in soe's version of STAR WARS galaxies?


A rocket. Don't fish for your damned lightsaber answer, you have nothing on commando weapons.


when will soe officially change what csr stands for, from C (insert c word name) S (insert s word name) Representative to CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE?


Common misconception. CSR actually stands for Card Shark Ripoff. Don't be fooled, they know what they're doing.


That's 5 questions. Come back later.









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felipz
Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:41 pm
#13

1) What's the color ofthe underwearI am wearing right now?


2) Why ?


3) When ?


4) Where ?


5)I'm coming at your base with tw rockvees and an ambo - you've got a Jarmen, two scorps, and a quad. What do you do ?






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