Jedi Archive

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ErveStarr wrote:

I am ErveStarr , i already have my i win buttonS

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KODAKSTEVENS wrote:

I'm KODAKSTEVENS, I like to stalk Erve.

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Message Edited by ErveStarr on 10-21-2005 02:50 PM

How about giving Jedi an "I can have a reasonable chance" button?

Right now they seem to have a pre-CU "I win" button or a post-CU "I can cloak (for now!)" button.

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EvilAztec wrote:

Ok, for the sake of argument imaginebelow are your new patch notes: (I am not advocating these changes, nor want them, just imagine it for you!)

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Thank you for actually reading it for what it was

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WinkerPeeper wrote:

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EvilAztec wrote:

Ok, for the sake of argument imaginebelow are your new patch notes: (I am not advocating these changes, nor want them, just imagine it for you!)

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Now that's satire. Beautiful post.

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funny post. i think it'd give people something to chew on.

but i think the nerfed mind cost to jedi healing = jedi ownage in 1 v 1 again.

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ErveStarr wrote:
I WANT AN I WIN BUTTON

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You want a girl to pay attention to you, who are you kidding.

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EvilAztec wrote:

Ok, for the sake of argument imaginebelow are your new patch notes: (I am not advocating these changes, nor want them, just imagine it for you!)

All ranged weapon drops above +25 will not be dropping until we enhance the creatures carrying them. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and maybe six months later we'll look at it again. Wait did a player catch us on this yet, umm, nothing's wrong with drops until you catch us.

We broke weapon speed with the last publish but won't fix it until we feel like it, and we don't yet, not only that, we won't reallyadmit to it until some smart players prove it mathematically.

Critical Shot now only does 1.1 times normal damage.

We know that people appreciated the change to +cover+ for players in groups, however that wasn't quite the way the skill was intended to be used. As such we are draining your action every second you're covered and cutting your movement speed to 1/4 what it was.

The CM speed debuff has been ruled out of balance and will be changed to -10, we know it's less than either the doc or jedi buff now, and we won't explain the logic behind it, but its for the better of the game. (Because doc/jedi buffs were changed and cm debuff was not)

The mind bar regenwill be fixed when we get around to it, but again, only after several players can prove it's broken, and no less than several months later.

All ranged weapons have a range of 32m because ranged arms were abused.

The AB slice is only 25% as effective as it used to be. (No reason given to players on change)

Squad leader buffs reduced 50% and costs raised 25% to improve balance.

All Swordsman, Fencer, andTK weapons are now energy (no reason given).

Sniper shot now has a 10s warmup and 15s cooldown.

Roots and Snares have been reworked to be only 5 seconds with a 2 min reapplication timer.

Force Enhancer: New group buff adds +268% Damage to attack.

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Of course smuggler is pretty borked too

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I recon that you bought this game to be a Jedi, now imagine how it would be if you couldn't wield a saber or for that matter anything else related to being a Jedi. Now take that and move on with your imagination and imagine you wouldn't have been able to do it for over 2 years. Go even further and imagine that by every promise there has been to fix your profession the promise has been broken.

I agree that Jedi is currently very underpowered, but then again they are so common that it practically hurts. I think it's harder to find an ID or ATK entertainer than to find a Jedi.

Don't blame this on the Devs it has everything to do with SOE and LA pushing out expansion after expansion and never fixing anything major in this game.

You really don't understand satire, do you?

People say Jedi whine, well this satirical post, much of which has happened to Jedi, would cause what to happen on other boards?

Enjoy the satire for what it is: an attempt to laugh in a dark hour.

Message Edited by EvilAztec on 10-21-2005 09:13 AM