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Thread: Dev Vader strikes a blow to all Jedi
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Taborzoid2
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:54 pm
#1
Revised script for G Lucas.
VADER: Don't be too proud of this technological terror Jedi toon you've
constructed. The ability to destroy a MMORPG is insignificant next to
the power of the Force.
Thunderheart: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure
up the code neccesary to make Jedi a viable profession, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the
The Village, ormade it fun to playStar Wars Galaxi......................
Suddenly Thunderheart chokes and starts to turn blue under Vader's
spell.
VADER: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
VADER: Don't underestimate the power of the Force.
JustG: The Jedi are going to be extinct, their fire will go out of the universe.
You, my friend, are all that's going to be left of their religion.
constructed. The ability to destroy a MMORPG is insignificant next to
the power of the Force.
Thunderheart: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure
up the code neccesary to make Jedi a viable profession, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the
The Village, ormade it fun to playStar Wars Galaxi......................
Suddenly Thunderheart chokes and starts to turn blue under Vader's
spell.
VADER: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
VADER: Don't underestimate the power of the Force.
JustG: The Jedi are going to be extinct, their fire will go out of the universe.
You, my friend, are all that's going to be left of their religion.
With astounding agility Vader's laser sword sparks to
life and in a flash,headslie on the floor.Vader carefully and precisely turns off
his laser sword and replaces it on his utility belt.
life and in a flash,headslie on the floor.Vader carefully and precisely turns off
his laser sword and replaces it on his utility belt.
Well.......I can dream, can't I?
Teuvan
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:25 pm
#2
And then they log on they're jedi and form a gank squad against him.
Taborzoid2
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:28 pm
#3
Yeah,
That's real funny that JustG is a BH ingame, and TH is a commando.
I guess they are thier own little two man gank squad, and the best part is, they never even have to play, and can still kill every Jedi in the game.
Perfect.
SatansCircus
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:37 pm
#4
dude TH and JustG probably just run around in game and play grab ass, you really thing they play like we do?
Taborzoid2
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:41 pm
#5
Yeah,
You're right, I forgot they are the Kerry/Edwards if the MMO world.
Besides, like I said, they don't even need to play, and they are already managing to kill every Jedi in the game, without ever logging in.
SatansCircus
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:42 pm
#6
LOL I just saw that video tonight it was freaking hilarious!
Sorry have to add the link since I mentioned it...
http://www.noedesign.com/dev/KerryEdwards/index.html
Message Edited by SatansCircus on 08-14-2004 01:45 AM
maddogs
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:47 pm
#7
SatansCircus wrote:
dude TH and JustG probably just run around in game and play grab ass, you really thing they play like we do?
i know they dont
TH says i teseted last night
commando vrs commando
and guess what the commando won evrey time
commandos are not under powerd infact we have dised that the flam dot is way overpowerd and were nerfing it
unquot
ya brilent of cors the commando won lol
its just to ovious that they dont play the same way we do
Taborzoid2
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:51 pm
#8
maddogs wrote:
SatansCircus wrote:
dude TH and JustG probably just run around in game and play grab ass, you really thing they play like we do?
i know they dont
TH says i teseted last night
commando vrs commando
and guess what the commando won evrey time
commandos are not under powerd infact we have dised that the flam dot is way overpowerd and were nerfing it
unquot
ya brilent of cors the commando won lol
its just to ovious that they dont play the same way we do
LMAO
Favorite quote from TH yesterday, " We live grenades".
That explains SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
SatansCircus
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:54 pm
#9
I wish they would have asked THwhat happened the last time he tried to throw a grenade with 5 rifleman headshottinghim and 3 melee guys up his ass!
Message Edited by SatansCircus on 08-14-2004 01:54 AM
maddogs
Fri Aug 13, 2004 10:58 pm
#10
Taborzoid2 wrote:
maddogs wrote:
SatansCircus wrote:
dude TH and JustG probably just run around in game and play grab ass, you really thing they play like we do?
i know they dont
TH says i teseted last night
commando vrs commando
and guess what the commando won evrey time
commandos are not under powerd infact we have dised that the flam dot is way overpowerd and were nerfing it
unquot
ya brilent of cors the commando won lol
its just to ovious that they dont play the same way we do
LMAO
Favorite quote from TH yesterday, " We live grenades".
That explains SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya i read that to and i was thinking wth you tallking about noob i havent seen a grenade used in ages
live gernade haha more like throw and miss and at the same time inficltself incap i used that wonderfull dedeye crap and guess what my acrucy inproved 100% never feld to him my self even tho the target was at 20m (blast radious is 10[10m is also ideal rang lol]weird huh maybe just lag ) i only hit what i was aiming for 1 /5 trys and hit my self every try and to think i spent5 k to do it to
Taborzoid2
Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:07 pm
#11
SatansCircus wrote:
LOL I just saw that video tonight it was freaking hilarious!
Sorry have to add the link since I mentioned it...
http://www.noedesign.com/dev/KerryEdwards/index.html
Message Edited by SatansCircus on 08-14-2004 01:45 AM
OMG that is too funny, I'm still LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least I can laugh at something besides this game.
SatansCircus
Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:09 pm
#12
I also suggest this on a more serious note...
www.georgewbush.com/News/MultiMedia/VideoPlayer.aspx?ID=971&T=2
Cakins7005
Sat Aug 14, 2004 12:07 pm
#13
SatansCircus wrote:
I also suggest this on a more serious note...
www.georgewbush.com/News/MultiMedia/VideoPlayer.aspx?ID=971&T=2
All of these master politicians are liars. This race will be like voting for the best developer. Who is the best? Gary Gattis or Haden Blackman?
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