Jedi Archive
Thread: Why its good to take breaks
sometimes....well...sometimes its better to get yourself 5 trash bags, and put them inside each other, walk over to the neighbors house and ask if you can buy some bee's (only works if your neighbor is a bee-keeper).....then get them to help you remove two or three honeycombs with as many bee's on them as possible.....put them in the trashbags and seal em up tight.....then toss the sack in the freezer....now...bees are amazing creatures....you can freeze em solid, and when they thaw out, they spring back to life....its really eerie....anyway....take your frozen sack of bee's and toss it in a "friend"'s car...make sure the windows are for the most part rolled up, and ideally, you want to put the bee bag underneath the seat, or some other place that's out of the way.....best practical joke ever.....particularly funny if applied to "friend"s who happen to be programmers, and work in texas, for a large computer entertainment company.
also, catfish bait, available at any sporting goods shop.....oh gawd that stuff stinks....put it on a door handle or the side of the steeringwheel that is closer to the instrument panel.....they'll never get rid of the smell....and if they try and wash it off with warm water it just causes the odor to permeate their skin and last even longer.
one other thing that can be great....you know those cards they sell that allow you to record your own voice message? well...if ya get a good one with an extremely heavy duty battery, you can get the thing to repeat anything you want for days on end....so you record something like the friend's themesong, and drop the device into an inaccessable area of their automobile (such as the void left after removing one of the rear door ashtrays of most full sized sedans, lotta room in that hole to drop alotta stuff, then ya replace the ashtray) while just annoying at first, over time, this can eat away at the sanity of your mark.
good times, good times.
masselin wrote:
i thought you were going to tell why it's good to take a break from playing swg. instead you just whined and complained...
hehe me to
Lol,
Logged in tonight killed about 25 Krayt in 2 sessions. 4 setsof tissues 2 scales. 1 trigger asembly. Logout out. Log into WoW. Kill Loot level, PvP some, Loot some more. That game has it when loot isnt just centered on one proffesion ..cough..BH. Its not as though my saber isnt a precu nice saber. I just like killing krayts and high end mobs. That said no loot since CU has basically killed my drive to play SWG. SO until SoE removes head from place where it is I will enjoy the other game and loot till my hearts content. Lol it even has CONTENT. Go figure...not just one stupid wookie planet that for all intensive purposes has 1 loot drop worth anything to a Jedi.