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Thread: Chronicles of Noob Part II: The Rebels Strike Back
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Centra28
Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:34 pm
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Noob finally reached New Republic, his guilds' city, after a long painful journey. His wounds from the battle were now just painful memories of NOT WINNING. How could he live with the pain of not winning? "I didn't lose", he told himself. It was just a combination of lag, and that deadly knockdown bug. Jedi don't lose. There are just stipulations when they dont win.
Noob was instantly greeted by his jedi companions: Uber, Leet, and D'arth m A_L'ak. Together they were a force to be reckoned with. Not only in battle, but also verbally. Uber wielded the deadly double bladed noise maker, Leet sported the ancient jedi cheffs hat - complete with legendary shorts and sandals, and D'arth......well, he didnt wear clothes. He ran around in his skimmies, because his force armor was so powerful - who needs clothes.
After Noob told his jedi buddies how he was innocently attacked, they were furious. And the battle preperations began. After what seemed like an hour of annoying noises and effects, the rebel jedi force was ready to hit Bestine. Their force had grown a bit because the word had spread. They now had every ankle biter in the galaxy. The combat level 20's would make a great meat shield, and the jedi intended to use them. The rebel force stood ready at the shuttleport waiting to hear from the non overt scout to give the signal. And he did.
The Rebels flooded Bestine. One by one the red dots filled the overhead of the imperial stronghold. Revenge was at hand.
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to be continued
PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR THE CONCLUSION
Silas101
Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:39 pm
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Centra28 wrote:
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Noob finally reached New Republic, his guilds' city, after a long painful journey. His wounds from the battle were now just painful memories of NOT WINNING. How could he live with the pain of not winning? "I didn't lose", he told himself. It was just a combination of lag, and that deadly knockdown bug. Jedi don't lose. There are just stipulations when they dont win.
Noob was instantly greeted by his jedi companions: Uber, Leet, and D'arth m A_L'ak. Together they were a force to be reckoned with. Not only in battle, but also verbally. Uber wielded the deadly double bladed noise maker, Leet sported the ancient jedi cheffs hat - complete with legendary shorts and sandals, and D'arth......well, he didnt wear clothes. He ran around in his skimmies, because his force armor was so powerful - who needs clothes.
After Noob told his jedi buddies how he was innocently attacked, they were furious. And the battle preperations began. After what seemed like an hour of annoying noises and effects, the rebel jedi force was ready to hit Bestine. Their force had grown a bit because the word had spread. They now had every ankle biter in the galaxy. The combat level 20's would make a great meat shield, and the jedi intended to use them. The rebel force stood ready at the shuttleport waiting to hear from the non overt scout to give the signal. And he did.
The Rebels flooded Bestine. One by one the red dots filled the overhead of the imperial stronghold. Revenge was at hand.
.......
to be continued
PLEASE STAY TUNED FOR THE CONCLUSION
ROFLMAO!!
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