Jedi Archive
Thread: I am disappointed in todays postings.
If you want some entertainment I recommend reading this post. I almost fell out of my chair reading a few of these..
Most embarrassing deaths to Jedi:
http://forums.station.sony.com/swg/board/message?board.id=bounty_hunter&message.id=533622
How about this.
A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
/rim shot
Message Edited by jcesare on 09-15-2005 03:21 PM
Message Edited by Jacella on 09-15-2005 05:22 PM
I'm disapointed in women
When I meet that special girl, I'm fully aware that I must do all of the following:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend on her,
wine & dine her,,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
and somehow I manage to pull it off....
all she's gotta do is:
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
Quiet420 wrote:
I'm disapointed in women
When I meet that special girl, I'm fully aware that I must do all of the following:
Compliment her,all she's gotta do is:
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend on her,
wine & dine her,,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
and somehow I manage to pull it off....
Show upnaked,in a school girl uniform
BringbeerAlcohol
just TWO things!!! and most of the time they can't even get them right.
Quiet420 wrote:
I'm disapointed in women
When I meet that special girl, I'm fully aware that I must do all of the following:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend on her,
wine & dine her,,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
and somehow I manage to pull it off....
all she's gotta do is:
Show up naked,
Bring beer.
just TWO things!!! and most of the time they can't even get them right.
Jacella wrote:
LOL...Naked and Beer? You need to have more creativity than that! I installed a brass pole in the Rec Room for a reason.
I'm just a simple man, not difficult to please....but you should give a good talking to these VA girls...they could use the inspiration.