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LoveLost wrote:

Prologue

I finally finished my template after months and months of grinding. Lucky for me after the CU I only had 200k to go.

My final template is MLS/Master Enhancer/Healer 4040. I was never on the terms once.
I have the melee food/clothes/etc.. to make up for the lack of defenses, but I?m primarly the crowd controller of the group.

My buddies that have paddies complain that they get hunted all the time. Mostly, their between 60k-120k. So, I decieded I was going to do something about it?

I respect my template to match a 80k padie. I then fought a guildie till I was sure I was on the terms, quick check by guild?s MBH confirms it. I wait about 20 mins or so to get some snags, then I log, waiting 12 hours for the next respect.

I come back online and respect to my fully operational and armed Battle Jedi template...

Doom on hunters of 80k paddies...

BH One
So, I stroll around my village, waiting for the enemy to show up, not more than 10 mins in, a lone dot comes coasting in.

I wait, and sure enough, he rides right to me, jumping off firing, I toss my saber, KD him, and taking his swoop out. I proceed to root and KD, putting states on, and then finally, deathblow.

BH tell "exploiter! No way can a 80k padie kill me!?" Me, "sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you..."some more nasty tells, and it's /addignore for you..

This is fun I'm thinking.

So, I decide to play "track the Jedi", I jump on to the shuttle and port around. Since I was a MBH in the last life, I know how long it takes to update seekers and the such, so I stayed just long enough to get them an update, then off I go.

I then go to a cave to play the "lone 80k padie" grinder, lying in wait.

Sure enough , two dots are coming for me.

Second/Third BH

They run in, spamming hits. They go red and attack me. My trusty dewback charges them, distracting them long enough for me to root them both. I parawan run out, because on my overhead, I see they left out their rides.

OH JOY!! An AV-21!, and it's red.. wack a mole on that, and they were right, the best things in life do blow up!

"NOOOOOOOOOOO" I see in spatial?.. muhahaha?. I wack the other swoop, then FR3 away, to play with them, as it were.

Sure enough, one of the targets come riding up after a few minutes, engages, we go back and forth, I wack another swoop, then I land the KD/HH/BH/LH and /deathblow. I ask the guy, "what happened to other one??", and he says, "He was so mad you killed his av-21, he logged off"

Muahahhaa, hopefully, he will see the error of his ways and /respect to something less dangerous.

Fourth BH

So, filling giddy with the easy kills, I head to Lok to tangle with some Kimo?s.
I hyper over to the starport, and start to get ready for the trek.

I pull out my trusty dewback, then start to pull food from crates, traveling can be a hungry business.

I see a dot show up next to me, probably loading in. I see he?s carrying a scatter, so I'm figuring he's a bh. I decide to wait, and sure enough he engages me.

My dewback jumps on him and starts to eat his head, while I slap him down, root, etc? sure enough, he runs out to incap, and I /deathblow.

Then I get a strange tell, "nice going noob, load killing.."
Strange in that I can't attack first, and I only attacked after he engaged.

I ask him, "are you by chance running an auto-target/auto-attack macro??" "yes", he replies, so I go, ""Who's the noob now??" wow! I'm on add ignore!

Doom on you macro running hunter, learn to do stuff right!

Fifth BH

After that kill, I decide to head to wookie world, heading to the caverns. I do the quest for the magical wookie stone, and I mess around killing those ?brain? bugs.

I get a tell from someone I don't know offering me to see some "uber" pearls they have. With my Jedi sense tingling, I say, "sure, I'm at the eight instance of the myd caverns. Come on down!",

Sure enough, in comes a target. He works his way down to me, and as he approaches me, I sort of fr3 deeper into the cave, "had a few CL80's on me" I say in spatial.

He follows, probably planning on wacking me as I was engaged, but I use my magical stone to port back to the starport..

I get one tell, "WTH??" and then wouldn't you know, I guess he had some brain bug wieners in his pocket, because they turned on him and ate him for lunch...

I wait in the starport, and sure enough, here comes the hunter... "wanna still show my those pearls??" I say, he answers by shooting me with a root (why do they insist on shooting you in2 meters), I root him back, and then we trade fire....

Little did he know my little dewback was around, and he was distracted enough when he had 2000 pounds of dewback jumping on him. I kd/hh/bh/lh.. wack a mole time...
/deathblow... (oh, did I mention he was suffering from spice downers??)

Got some nice hate tells on how he was going to report me for training (i was leading the things away from him)and that I was exploiting, because I "magically went away" in the caves. I shot back, "go for it bucko!"

So after this, I hypered out to my village, waiting for more bh's. Had one tell me asking if I was a rebel, I am, so he said, "your on the terms, I don't hunt same faction" - so I tip him 226k for his troubles.

No more showed up....

Too bad /respec is going to be over for me... i Had found doing bait and switch on the bh's....

wow are you stupid???? of course no more came.... you can only have 5 missions out

I haven't laughed this hard at a forum thread since the Farstarian schmuck dropped all his Jedi skills prior to CU so he could respec fast. I love guile, I love cunning - and this was a model example. Someone who can ride the system and beat the other guy.

I also got a kick out of the access fee'd Small Naboo house. Smart tactics.

Thumbs up you both!

Loved the read !

Strange how 60% of the BH's that came for you CRIED exploit, load kill, exploit, training when things didnt go their way ....hmmm BUT the Av-21 was priceless ! Muhahaha

nice

Message Edited by avora on 05-25-2005 06:20 AM

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Kruks wrote:

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LoveLost wrote:

Prologue

I finally finished my template after months and months of grinding. Lucky for me after the CU I only had 200k to go.

My final template is MLS/Master Enhancer/Healer 4040. I was never on the terms once.
I have the melee food/clothes/etc.. to make up for the lack of defenses, but I?m primarly the crowd controller of the group.

My buddies that have paddies complain that they get hunted all the time. Mostly, their between 60k-120k. So, I decieded I was going to do something about it?

I respect my template to match a 80k padie. I then fought a guildie till I was sure I was on the terms, quick check by guild?s MBH confirms it. I wait about 20 mins or so to get some snags, then I log, waiting 12 hours for the next respect.

I come back online and respect to my fully operational and armed Battle Jedi template...

Doom on hunters of 80k paddies...

BH One
So, I stroll around my village, waiting for the enemy to show up, not more than 10 mins in, a lone dot comes coasting in.

I wait, and sure enough, he rides right to me, jumping off firing, I toss my saber, KD him, and taking his swoop out. I proceed to root and KD, putting states on, and then finally, deathblow.

BH tell "exploiter! No way can a 80k padie kill me!?" Me, "sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you..." some more nasty tells, and it's /addignore for you..

This is fun I'm thinking.

So, I decide to play "track the Jedi", I jump on to the shuttle and port around. Since I was a MBH in the last life, I know how long it takes to update seekers and the such, so I stayed just long enough to get them an update, then off I go.

I then go to a cave to play the "lone 80k padie" grinder, lying in wait.

Sure enough , two dots are coming for me.

Second/Third BH

They run in, spamming hits. They go red and attack me. My trusty dewback charges them, distracting them long enough for me to root them both. I parawan run out, because on my overhead, I see they left out their rides.

OH JOY!! An AV-21!, and it's red.. wack a mole on that, and they were right, the best things in life do blow up!

"NOOOOOOOOOOO" I see in spatial?.. muhahaha?. I wack the other swoop, then FR3 away, to play with them, as it were.

Sure enough, one of the targets come riding up after a few minutes, engages, we go back and forth, I wack another swoop, then I land the KD/HH/BH/LH and /deathblow. I ask the guy, "what happened to other one??", and he says, "He was so mad you killed his av-21, he logged off"

Muahahhaa, hopefully, he will see the error of his ways and /respect to something less dangerous.

Fourth BH

So, filling giddy with the easy kills, I head to Lok to tangle with some Kimo?s.
I hyper over to the starport, and start to get ready for the trek.

I pull out my trusty dewback, then start to pull food from crates, traveling can be a hungry business.

I see a dot show up next to me, probably loading in. I see he?s carrying a scatter, so I'm figuring he's a bh. I decide to wait, and sure enough he engages me.

My dewback jumps on him and starts to eat his head, while I slap him down, root, etc? sure enough, he runs out to incap, and I /deathblow.

Then I get a strange tell, "nice going noob, load killing.."
Strange in that I can't attack first, and I only attacked after he engaged.

I ask him, "are you by chance running an auto-target/auto-attack macro??" "yes", he replies, so I go, ""Who's the noob now?? " wow! I'm on add ignore!

Doom on you macro running hunter, learn to do stuff right!

Fifth BH

After that kill, I decide to head to wookie world, heading to the caverns. I do the quest for the magical wookie stone, and I mess around killing those ?brain? bugs.

I get a tell from someone I don't know offering me to see some "uber" pearls they have. With my Jedi sense tingling, I say, "sure, I'm at the eight instance of the myd caverns. Come on down!",

Sure enough, in comes a target. He works his way down to me, and as he approaches me, I sort of fr3 deeper into the cave, "had a few CL80's on me" I say in spatial.

He follows, probably planning on wacking me as I was engaged, but I use my magical stone to port back to the starport..

I get one tell, "WTH??" and then wouldn't you know, I guess he had some brain bug wieners in his pocket, because they turned on him and ate him for lunch...

I wait in the starport, and sure enough, here comes the hunter... "wanna still show my those pearls??" I say, he answers by shooting me with a root (why do they insist on shooting you in 2 meters), I root him back, and then we trade fire....

Little did he know my little dewback was around, and he was distracted enough when he had 2000 pounds of dewback jumping on him. I kd/hh/bh/lh.. wack a mole time...
/deathblow... (oh, did I mention he was suffering from spice downers??)

Got some nice hate tells on how he was going to report me for training (i was leading the things away from him) and that I was exploiting, because I "magically went away" in the caves. I shot back, "go for it bucko!"

So after this, I hypered out to my village, waiting for more bh's. Had one tell me asking if I was a rebel, I am, so he said, "your on the terms, I don't hunt same faction" - so I tip him 226k for his troubles.

No more showed up....

Too bad /respec is going to be over for me... i Had found doing bait and switch on the bh's....

wow are you stupid???? of course no more came.... you can only have 5 missions out

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