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Thread: I kind of accidentally told this hot chick at Subway that I am a Jedi in SWG...
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Merc-utio
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:09 am
#92
/bumped back to the top to envoke some love and humour on the jedi forums again...
XanKrieger
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:34 am
#93
vernon177 wrote:
If you really want to impress her and drive her into a sexual frenzy...
When she comes over be dressed up in a bathrobe....get an old paper towel roll....and run around the backyard chasing your dog yelling...."Headhit, Headhit, Headhit" then kick the dog and say "pwned!!"
If that doesn't do it nothing will!!
ROFLMAO
trixb4kids
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:35 am
#94
i told a girl that once and then she said "whats star wars?"
XanKrieger
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:36 am
#95
ROFL
vernon177 wrote:
Which should of course be followed up by 'Check out the quality of these Krayt Pearls attached to my saber'
Iakimo wrote:
Nah, you all have it wrong. Best pickup line is, "Wanna see my lightsaber?"
Tripbacca wrote:
rebellious_imp wrote:
we need some volunteers.
go out tonight. go up to every gurl you see that's to your liking.
walk up to her and only say........... I play swg and i have a jedi, wanna f$%#???
i'd try it but my g/f would either kick my ass for hitting on gurls, or die laughing for using that line.
... Hey dont insult my best chat up line
Fallak
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:37 am
#96
In another vew patches time, you might also get some chicks into bed becuase they feel sorry for you.
slyjack
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:38 am
#97
Cog_The_Destroyer wrote:
I kind of accidentally told this hot chick at Subway that I am a Jedi in SWG...
She is coming over later tonight and maybe if you guys have some free time you could shoot me some emails ingame? If she saw i had a ton of new email messages and am a jediI could get some serious pwncake.
kthx
/tell .Kettemoor.woo
XanKrieger
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:42 am
#98
Mullettt wrote:
Just be careful all you jedi studs,when you take her home and lay her down beside the fire, that she doesnt pull out her OWN lightsaber.
ROFLMAO
XanKrieger
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:46 am
#99
trixb4kids wrote:
i told a girl that once and then she said "whats star wars?"
if u play SWG and a girl doesnt know what SW is, probibly not advisable to go out with her
Ahtuuke
Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:53 am
#102
lol
ill bet this was the first time in history a line like this has worked!
"yaa.. im a jedi, M'kay..come over to my crip, mkay"
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