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Thread: Count Duku was an idiot

Shenbacca
Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:22 am
#79

Luke had a bugged landspeeder, too. It had to be bugged because it carried two people. And he was a moron for selling it on the spot. They should have just run a couple of missions if they needed a few thousand credits.



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WildWildWild
Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:45 am
#80

Anakin have mastered only one profession - DE, and got FS slot. What a lucky **edit**!

And who knows how many accounts princess Amidala had ?



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BHM
Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:52 am
#81






WildWildWild wrote:

Anakin have mastered only one profession - DE, and got FS slot. What a lucky **edit**!

And who knows how many accounts princess Amidala had ?




No he was a post-publish 9 Jedi: He clearly had Vehicular Control, which is an FS Skill.




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WildWildWild
Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:08 am
#82

So the pub9 happens between episode IV and I. He gets FS slot in old sustem, creates a new jedi named Anakin and waits till revamp, then masters Vehicular Control to get some money for ticket off Tatooine. The question is - what's the name of Anakin's main ?He is sooo poor, cant even afford a shuttle ticket. Dunno why he hadnt sold jedi on ebay.



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Toggi
Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:19 am
#83

Its quite obvious...Maul died because his brandy ran out, and obi-wan had a +2400 buff!



(lovely thread)
JEAUX_ZUF
Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:22 pm
#84

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DarthJohnDoe
Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:39 pm
#85





Luke had a bugged landspeeder, too. It had to be bugged because it carried two people. And he was a moron for selling it on the spot. They should have justa couple of missions if they needed a few thousand credits.






Another reason to believe that Luke and Ben were exploiters... when Han asked them for 10k up front to take them to Alderaan... Luke sez:


"LUKE: Ten thousand? We could almost buy our own ship for that!"


Clearly if they could have almost bought a ship for only 10,000 credits, they were big-time hackers and had an illegal alpha of Jump to Lightspeed.




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Darth Vader: It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He is your master now
NOW ADD E-BAY!
Luke: Search your feelings, Father, you can't do this. I feel that... wait.. I've got a new bidder...
Darth Vader: It is too late for you, son. The Emperor just took Buy Out!. He is your master now
VTmoon
Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:09 am
#86






Toggi wrote:

Its quite obvious...Maul died because his brandy ran out, and obi-wan had a +2400 buff!



(lovely thread)






actually, it looked like obi-wan had a musician buff because during the doors locking and opening for him his mind was already back, and his force was back to almost full if not full. I think the musician buff was smart because you never know when you run into a cm in those investigation trips.




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Thorolfsk
Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:39 am
#87






Darknauv wrote:

Lol I was watching Episode 4 the other day and I forgot how NOT similar the game is to the movies.






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MrHyde
Sat Jun 26, 2004 3:49 am
#88

Heh... good thread.

T



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MasterNerfSlayer
Sat Jun 26, 2004 4:37 am
#89






VTmoon wrote:





theHord wrote:

Actually Darth Sidious didn't use all his points... He only Mastered Force powers and Politican... Not sure how he got ranked so high though?









I thought this was obvious, he ninja Dbed!!!


Which leads us to believe one of two things,either he was a rifleman with sniper shot, or he had ubar ping (I'm talking about < 15 ping).






Actually this one is quite easy to explain, but it's going to cost me my correspondent position because I'm going to give you all confindential info.


Darth Sidious was a Dev !! He was working on the smuggler revamp and got bored so he logged in, gave himself some force powers, but was too slack to allocate all the points, switched his character's model with that of one with a hooded robe, and secrectly disconnected players who attempted to kill him while covering up his actions with force lightning!


So now you know why:


a) Sidious has no lightsaber skills and
b) Why the smuggler revamp keeps getting delayed!








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Sovi-FFO
Sat Jun 26, 2004 5:26 am
#90

Didnt luke have his lightsaber inside R2-D2 in ROTJ on that sandbarge? EXPLOITER!



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Stormkrow
Sat Jun 26, 2004 5:48 pm
#91

Luke was a neutral wearing Stormtrooper armor.....

(how'd he pull that trick off? Unless he got it from Han who was in the Imperial Navy, and dropped it in his house to keep from losing it when he resigned his faction)



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