Jedi Archive
Thread: You know youve played too much SWG when..
DrNeek wrote:
When I drive home after work and as I get closer, I can see my waypoint beacon approaching.
Message Edited by Grunzer on 09-21-2005 01:00 PM
...when after a long drive home from work, you hop out of your car before it rolls to a full stop, just to save yourself a few precious seconds
...when having conversations with yourself inside your head, and you think something funny, you think "el-oh-el" to yourself. I did that just by writing this sentence.
...when, while fast asleep, you are able to think upuseful new PvP tactics
...when your girlfriend/wife tells you that you are having pizza for dinner tonight, and you say "w00t!" in response
...whenyou get paid a pretty decent monthly wage, just for trolling the SWG forums. You feel like you have earned your day's pay if you managed to post a few witty or informative things.
...when a motorcycle comes weaving in and out of freeway traffic, and you think to yourself "dang, that guy must have the vehicle control tree"
...when you refuse to watch boxing on television, because you are convinced they are all using the cool-down speed macro. No way can they hit the head that fast!
Message Edited by Cyrrex on 09-22-2005 04:38 AM
...when you think the girl down the hall in your office is pretty good looking, but that yourAlt CLEARLY has larger breasts
...when your real life partner tries to tempt you away from the computer for a little bit of naked shenanigans. You give in, but are a bit annoyed. That's 15 minutes of gurk hunting you will never get back!
...when you can quote the average price formost foods and drinkon your server, but have no idea how much a loaf of bread costs irl
...when you are far more concerned with your ingame bank account than your real life finances
...when you sometimes ponder that your friends sure do have some strange names. It never reallyoccurs to you that these are not their real names
...when people ask you in real life what you do for a living, your first instinct is to tell them that you are a Jedi and that you made your fortune looting pearls pre-CU
...you have a party to go to on Saturday night, but dangit -you wanted to take part in the guild hunt at the DWB!
You know you play too much SWG when...
...You tell your coworkers you are logging your alt so you can loot the bosses office.
...When asked what the hell an alt is you explain that there is no way you could get into your bosses office while undercloak and-snared-.
...You start posting yellow stickies all over the walls claiming that your coworkers are nerfing you and encourage everyone to /sign the pad of yellow stickies below if you agree.
...Your defense to being fired for theft is: "Hey it's not my problem the Devs broke the loot tables."
Tarjan33 wrote:
When u curse SOE when u get a parking tiket....
Tarjan33 wrote:
When u curse SOE when u get a parking tiket....
Tarjan33 wrote:
When u curse SOE when u get a parking tiket....
Tarjan33 wrote:
When u curse SOE when u get a parking tiket....
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When you begin to refer to your wife as your faction pet
Before having a...romantic night with the wife, you jump online to make sure that everyone in the guild is taken care of and doesn't need anything
When you have to take a week off from playing to get any work done AT work
When real life conversations bore you when they're not about Modified DPS, in-game tactics, etc.
Message Edited by findmaster on 09-22-2005 09:59 AM