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Lol, I love these tales of bounties gone wrong. Bump hoping for more of them.

Message Edited by Orthell on 09-05-2005 01:35 AM

I've got lots of funny ones but this is by far my best:

I have been AFK awhile sitting in my house with my BARC sitting outside when I notice a blue dot come on up and blow up my swoop. Which makes me able to target him since I get a TEF.

He's a CL 34 so I immediately start laughing as he comes to camp the door to my house. I'm about to go outside and kill him when...

...A CL 40 Kusak Pup incaps him in three hits. Guy never even got a shot off. So all I do is walk outside my front door, and lo and behold, there is one incapped BH laying on my doorstep, what is a Jedi to do?

First I /pet the pup then /lol repeatedly as I wait for the DB timer lmao. Funniest BH kill I've ever had. This guy was the definition of "doorstep service."

my favorite was one time i went AFK in the middle of the kashyyk starport. I went downstairs, had dinner, watched some TV, then came back up to see i was being shot at, but no damage was being done to me. It turns out that this MDoc/MBH didn't have even have a good enough pistol to beat my Infusion macro (this was when I was an MDefender and had an Aura Macro on as well). I just started talking to him, while he continued to pound away on me to no avail, but then I got bored of it and incapped him in 3 hits.... i decided to triple him since it was pretty pathetic he couldnt even beat my infusion macro lol.

I have had two funny.. well funny to me, maybe you will not find it that way ...

1) I was boredin Anchorhead so dueled two of my friends, they're both BHers. So as usual im kicking their butts, suppresion one and take other down.. incap /end... Head to other one incap /end... We had been fighting for about 5 minutes i guess, but i was still being shot after i had ended the duel. So i turn around and theres this Bounty Hunter sitting there shooting at me... fully fooded, i killed him in 4 hits. Was kinda funny he said he started almost as soon as i had began dueling the other guys. He claimed he was new to the proffesion pfft

2) Last night after no overts anywhere, i decided to log off in coronet Starport. Soi typed in /logo and when 5 seconds to go i am standing up to walk off and i get shot at.I sat back down and noticed i was being shot by a CL 69 of my faction, surrounded by 3 other lvl 60-70's saying "W T F". I said i would triple him for being my faction, but after 2 incaps they all started begging that i didn't kill him because they didn't know i was rebel and also that it was their first mission.. they then asked why they could also not attack me and why the mission was not shared... So i gave em a half hour lesson on Bounty Hunter rofl...

I had a BH ride up to me while doing a Dark Jedi Knight mission. He was hit for 28k damage lol. Funny thing was that he was one of those uber CM/BH kids who cry everytime they die.

had a BH come after me on kash (before the droid nerf and before i droped cloak) was in the middle of a mission with 6 lvl 82 dosh BH comes up and i cloak before he gets withing range and he tries using an AoE on the dosh, AoE didn't kill me but the dosh killed him

This isn't my story but its funny anyways. I was in a group just yesterdaylooking for DJM's when I saw 2 dots comming up.There was atleast 5 Jedi in group and so we all were waiting to seewho was gonna get attacked. The BH waited till we found a DJM to attack. BAD MOVE. The Jedi that was being attacked just simply let the DJM do the work for him. Both Jedi and BH were Killed. SO the guy came back and again the DJM did as before, both dead. This happened like 10 times.... Then the Jedi simply laid down and let the BH kill him. I asked why would he do that and he told me that this guy never complained in the 10 times he had to travel over 6K just to be killed by the DJM. The only time he said something was when the Jedi Laid down and unequiped his saber. I thought this was funny.

I was up at the Nyax bunker just after reaching full temp. I was on a tour of the galaxy POI's for the first time post CU for a little fun and to see what had changed.

I was at the top, just outside, when a blue DOT appoached. I think he was somewhere in the lv60's. Here's roughly what happened.

Me : Hi!Are you here for me?

BH : Ohh.A jedi. Thats so cool!

(I start thinking'cool, just some noob tryng out the POI's)

BH :Yes, I have your mission.

(pause)

BH : Can you kill me please?

Me : Hmmm. OK then, you have to attack first.

He attacks, and I use the weakest possible hits to make the fight last more than 5 seconds, incap.

Me : Want me to deathblow?

BH : Yes please!

I oblige.

I sent him a tell to find out what it was all about. He told me that he picked up BH so that he could see a jedi...

I want to keep a copy of this thread, too many funny encounters.