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Thread: Publish 24/Empire Strikes Back: Alternate Ending
Dude too funny I really had tears of laughter rolling great job
Nice really
But there's a sad part in this. That's what they made with SW...
lol oh my god ya got me crying,,,, thats the best
TeeCeeBaccha wrote:
Post 24/Empire Strikes Back Spoiler:
Luke has just encountered Vader and narrowly escaped. But, he isfar from in the clear. Vader is close and Luke is badly injured. Luke senses his end is near.
Obi Glowie: "Run, Luke..."
(Surprised) Luke: "Bennn?? Thank Yoda!! I can't... They nerfed it. I had to drop that line."
(Perplexed) Obi Glowie: "Avoid Incap, Luke..."
(Whiny) Luke: "Bennnnnn... They nerfed that toooo." (stomps feet)
(Uncertain) Obi Glowie: "Heal ALL, Luke..."
(Irritated) Luke: "I don't have the action FOR THAT!!"
(Whiny) Obi Glowie: "What the F***??!!"
(Frightened) Luke: "What do I do Ben??"
(Frightened) Luke: "Bennn?"
(Frightened) Luke: "Bennnnn???"
(Frightened) Luke: "BeNNNNN!"
(Terrified) Luke: "BENNNNNNNNNN!"
(Original tone) Obi Glowie: "Run, Luke..."
(Knowingly/Rye) Luke to himself: "Great. Now he's on a loop."
COOOOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOO CHOOOOOOOO COOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO
(Confident) Vader: "Your spirited friend....cannot....help you now."
(Beaten) Luke: "I know, father."
(Assured) Vader: "Then you have acceptedyour fate."
(Beaten) Luke: "I have no choice, father, I'm totally gimped."
(Jovial Disbelief) Vader: "Are you trying to imply.... I did not beat you.... fair and square?"
(Beaten/Disbelief) Luke: "You didn't know??? I was certain you arranged it with the Evil Sith Dev Council"
(Envious) Vader: "They are not Sith. Even the Sith...are not capable....of such Evil."
(Perplexed) Luke: "You must have felt the nerf, father. What is your template?"
(Proud) Vader: Master Saber/Master Defender/Master Powers....of course. Join me and you will have access to skill boxes you never imagined.Together wewill be able to solo entire lairs of pickets and some lower level bosses.... as father and son."
(Excited) Luke: I could beat a Swordsman/Fencer/Medic with a legendary Hammer!
(Solemn) Vader: "Even I could notstand....with such a foe. But together, no such man could stop us....even if he were force sensitive."
(Interested) Luke: "That really would be more power than I can possibly imagine. What about a group of them?"
(Disheartened) Vader: (Silence)
(Confused) Luke: "Father?"
(Disheartened) Vader: (Silence)
(Confused) Luke: "Father??"
(Disheatened) Vader: "....Yes.....my son....."
(Confused/irritated) Luke: "WHAT ABOUT a small group of Swordsman/Fencer/Medics??"
(Disheartened) Vader: "Well, that could be a problem...."
(Grabbing at straws) Luke: "If there were only a way to get flawless pearls again, we could at least take The Acklay down, maybe even a Canyon Krayt."'
(Inspired) Vader: "I have forseen this wish and have hordedenough flawless and premium pearls to guarantee you an almost perfect saber."
(Converted) Luke: "Then I will join you, father. If that is what it will take for me to be remotely competitive in pvp again, I will join you. And together we will rule the pickets and lower level bosses."
(Re-inspired): Vader: "Then Rise....LordZalus."
Message Edited by TeeCeeBaccha on 10-18-2005 01:33 AM