Jedi Archive
Thread: Please spay and neuter your Wookiees
Bob Barker ftw!
"I don't want a PIECE of you, I want the whole THING!"
we should just shackle the lot of you and ship you back to kash
Boatsheets wrote:
Stop being a speciesist!
Wookies are a very untrusting bunch, so I recommend approaching them as an Image Designer...
"Good sir Wook. Methinks thou needest a trim."
"Woof?"
"Verily, thou hast an unkempt shag of a mane."
"Ruh-roh."
"Holdst thee still whilst I trim..."
/snip
"ROWWWWWWWAARRRRRR!!!"
"Master Wook, please forgive! <snicker> Thine berries seem to have fallen from the tree."
"GRRRRRRRR..."
/burstrun
No thank you i like my arms attached to my shoulders and not shoved up my *CENSORED*
"I Feel the Dark side And I'm embraceing it, I will kill you...and it will take more than you know to stop me."
-I serve Ashla, I use Bogan. Why should I fear it?-
-Danta's Fall from the light
On top of the spay and neuter...
People are calling for more roleplaying. In light of that all wookies should be stripped of rank and weapons.
Furthermore, they should relegated to the menial and undesirable professions such as ID, Squad Leader, & Droid Engineer.
Then they should emote "Sorry master. Won't happen again master" ever time you /slap, /kick, /backhand, etc.
I think that would be more fun for everyone...