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Thread: Path to Force slot was revealed.. this is the way.

Devir
Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:34 am
#1

The path to opening your force slot is slightly a random quest that all starts in the same place on Dantooine. There is a location that is not mapped near the western side of the planet. Though the NPC is actaually a wanderer. Though he spawns in at the same location every 5 days. Tonight at 10pm ESD he will despawn and respawn in the location far west.


His name, forgive me It may be spelled wrong, is I believe Dantoa Drel'kar. Strangly enough it's not some famous starwars guy like Obi-Wan, It's some random made up name. But it's good because not recognizing it throws us off a bit. Well anyways. You talk to him and he'll give you a random quest relating to your class. They all sort of branch out from here. Basically you retrieve an item, if your a scout you go to the WP and forage, if you're a marksman/brawler you kill a guy. a doctor you find a guy cut down by a dark jedi and heal him. He gives you the item... Artisians have to craft a random item they're capable of for the guy at their WP. Could be a simple shirt or a Probot. whatever the case, you get the item and bring it back.


Going back to where they quest branches come back together... You got the random item, and track down the wanderer again. He could by this time be anywhere on Dantooine. He seems to like the southern regions. He'll thank you for this and give you another random item and tell you to seek out an old master on Tatooine. Of course it's not Obi-Wan cause he's dead. But his Glowie is a small part of the quest actually.


The old master Is somewhere in Bestine, it's a random place but can be a cantina or port. I believe he's actually spawned in when you get the quest cause his name is different each time. This guy will see you have some force item, the randome junk given by that last guy. he'll tell you to bring it to Billy Bob Brahmin in the eastern trailer parks.


Now BB is best known as a junker, or well, he buys things Jawa's would never consider. He’s got a broken, rusted land speeder in his front lawn. He’s got a lot of Roba’s out back running around the yard. So you go in to his trailer and there he is watching the holo tube drinking some weird drink. He invites ya to sit, but the pizza boxes are all over the place. So he jumps up and clears off a seat pushing 4 Kima’s out of the way. Now he askes you to do him a favor. This is the last portion of the quest. He tells you his best pet is gone. He shows it at animal shows all the time. It’s his pink bunny. He wants you to climb into the garbage collector to search for his prized pink bunny. You have to jump in. But do to all the fermenting cabbage you start losing health on your HAM bar. To find the his bunny you have to take all lefts down the tunnel. Then 3 right turns. To get back you need to fight three womp rats that made their way down to the garbage collector.



After returning the pink bunny BB will thank you. He’ll grant you the force award and this really sexy voice kicks in saying “You may now create a character in the force slot darling.”


This is the way to become force sensitive. Of course it is a spoof and not real.




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Devir
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Shivalyn
Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:38 am
#2

Aww, I was looking forward to that sexy voice thing...



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MarWiotimi
Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:41 am
#3

Wow... a spoof... you took all that time to make it up...


very smart......




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DesertWanderer
Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:43 am
#4

wow, after reading the first few lines, I thought you had really convinced yourself that this was the away



".....that's about as funny as Sinbad....not the comedian, he's hilarious....I meant...you know.....Sinbad the pirate...."
renthead188
Fri Jul 18, 2003 9:59 am
#5

THAT was entertaining... thank you! Great story!
aliveaqhu
Sun Jul 20, 2003 10:06 pm
#6

Yeah when I was reading it I saw some obvious flaws.


1) What if I'm an entertainer?


2) What if I have multiple professions? (Brawler/Artisan)




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BalkanDain
Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:31 pm
#7

Also how could a NPC move pizza boxes and second of all STAR WARS DOSN'T HAVE PIZZA!!



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ceist
Sun Jul 20, 2003 11:33 pm
#8

One wonders if "sense of humor" is one of the secrets to unlocking the slot.

One hopes.
Devir
Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:04 am
#9

Kettemoor/Talus/Dearic is where I live. I don't think I can be anymore specific than that. Kettemoor wasn't an option when I created the message board profile.


Though I honestly wouldn't be surpised if the first half of the spoof I wrote is actually real.. From my EQ days it could very well be a possible starting point.




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Devir
Jedi
Master of Logical ideas.
Inache
Mon Jul 21, 2003 7:10 am
#10

I hate you with an unending passion. However, you did make me laugh. I think I'll let you live.
Bad_Bad_Leroy
Mon Jul 21, 2003 8:35 am
#11






BalkanDain wrote:
Also how could a NPC move pizza boxes and second of all STAR WARS DOSN'T HAVE PIZZA!!




What kind of god-forsaken, horrible world doesn't have PIZZA???



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Lord_Ciero
Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:38 pm
#12

Hey, Devir, what galaxy/server are you on? Why you ask? So I can hunt you down and beat you senseless with the back of my blaster. You really had me going there until the trailer park s***. If your a real man, name your galaxy.



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tarmik
Mon Jul 21, 2003 12:38 pm
#13






BalkanDain wrote:
Also how could a NPC move pizza boxes and second of all STAR WARS DOSN'T HAVE PIZZA!!




uhhhhhhh.... nevermind. :/
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