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Thread: How to become a Jedi (in 2 easy steps)

SimianHunter
Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:19 am
#1

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/theending/jeditraining.html




A good friend will drive 30 miles to jail to bail you out at 3:30 in the morning, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was f*ckin' awesome!"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
MortalDanger
Wed Jul 09, 2003 7:49 am
#2

I like my spam fried



-Kiith McCloud
-MortalDanger

"A victory is not determined by strength in numbers, but by the courage of a few"
SimianHunter
Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:02 am
#3

I thought it would break the monotony of the board. BTW, for someone with a terribly original handle such as yourself to call anyone stupid is ironic.




A good friend will drive 30 miles to jail to bail you out at 3:30 in the morning, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was f*ckin' awesome!"

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
BeanerDude
Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:28 am
#4

i must agree lucas, your a little bitch, just stop whining so much
LucasSkywalkz0r
Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:44 pm
#5

that sucked so amazingly bad, and if you made that and are trying to show it off thinking it is good, you are a moron, and even if you didn't make it and think it is funny and think that we will think it is funny you are a moron.






hob
Ronge_Ricin
Fri Jul 11, 2003 10:06 am
#6

LMAO



I liked it, you got a hearty chuckle out of me.




Khar'We Zdaad - Bloodfin MASTER SCOUT, TK
Quest for Enlightenment:
Scout, Medic, Holo1 - Weaponsmith, Artisan, Holo2 - Dancer, Entertainer
Holo3 - Chef, Holo4 - Slient, Ranger, Carbineer, Marksman
No Unlocking, now another year of grinding to get my Jedi.
omnigon
Fri Jul 11, 2003 10:18 am
#7

can't get it to work





Kor'Rok
** Master Creature Handler * Master RifleDood **
FS progress- RS1, MS0, MA0, RS0, SU0, LU0

"How can you be so serious on a film where you are dodging explosions and running
away with Sir Alec Guinness on this side and an eight-foot monkey on this side, and
the eight-foot monkey is the one flying the spaceship?" -Mark Hamill
Gant_Noblr
Fri Jul 11, 2003 10:43 am
#8

OMG OMG I am a Jedi now thanks!!!!!!one11!
moonraker3
Fri Jul 11, 2003 11:12 am
#9

hey bro, that was funny as hell, goiod job, its good to see real humor on these posts, make another!
wOoOzZy
Fri Jul 11, 2003 4:58 pm
#10

i thought it was pretty good. the problem is that ur makin fun of jedis in a forum where a lot of ppl r SW freaks =/ newhere else it would probably get a better response ^_^



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Truin Kyoshiro
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Bibacca
Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:22 pm
#11

If you cannot make fun of yourself you suck! If you are a Star Wars fan and cannot see the humor and fun in the parody of it (which SCREAMS make fun of me) then you suck as well. I make fun ofmyself all the time and I still suck (so there you have it )





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Bibacca
Wookiee
"Things happen" Lao Tzu
"It is always funnier when it is happening to someone else" Me
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SistersLament
Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:23 pm
#12

I want the 40 secs of my life back
Amsterdoominator
Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:55 am
#13






LucasSkywalkz0r wrote:
that sucked so amazingly bad, and if you made that and are trying to show it off thinking it is good, you are a moron, and even if you didn't make it and think it is funny and think that we will think it is funny you are a moron.




Funny to see that almosttwo and a halfyears ago people were desperately searching how to become a jedi. If any of them cancelled their accounts in the meantime they should come back, cause it's gonna be very easy now!



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