Jedi Archive
Thread: You know youve played too much SWG when..
Lol i made a long list of You know uve played SWG to long when.... when the nade grind was the fastest way to get jedi and grps of 20 were normal, i got these from my fellow solo grpers
You dream that bounty hunters are after you.
You go to the pawn shop looking for nades.
You see on Fox news a Corporate CEO was caught expolting and banned from his company.
Your christmas list consists of a Av21 speeder, a flawless pearl,and a firespry
You threaten to use force choke on a plice officer.
You tell the state trooper, you do not want to write me a reckless driving ticket, these arent the driods your looking for.
You see a homeless person with a sign that says ,"Looking for solo group PST."
You ask a guy who has a dark cloak on to show you his saber, chances are its isnt the saber you were thinking of.
You go to the doctor and ask for some buffs.
You try to jump the National gaurd armory hoping to find its vulnerable hours.
You ask the waiter to bring you some canape and brandy, from a crate not handmade.
You complain you dont have poison resist buffs.
When traveling with a paper map, you try to activate waypoints.
You start puking your guts out at the airport and say ur coming over some moun gold.
You wait for the sequel to "Dude wheres my car" called "Dude wheres my swoop".
you try to store your SUV but cant find the radial menu.
Calling a police recruit a noob in public.
When ppl look at you strangely whenyou ask them for a duel
When you see a nerd running from a bully and think" he jsut trying to save his exp.
When you go to the sahara looking for krayts.
When u check your criops blood faction points before going to california.
When you try to use emotes.
You go to the beautty salon asking for an image designer.
You say to your coworker after youve gotten your paycheckand see that Your check is bigger than his" I PWNED JOO!"
When people complain about you changing your armor in public.
When u have a jedi knight and you dont have a ebay account.
When u accuse police officers of kill stealin.
When you refer to going to work as "Cash grinding"
When you write a letter to the city asking them to nerf police body armor and batons.
When you wonder if u can power grind a law degree.
When you drive by a deer in a meadow and say "thats a nice spawn"
When you go to a AA meeting and confess to drinking all that brandy at that pvp meet in theed.
..you think your friend is a master creature handler because they own a dog, 2 cats and a hamster
..you wake up from a blackout in a field of slaughtered cows babbling to the police officer about bad xp
..you eat a hamburger,some chocolateand 3 cartons of juice everytime you leave your house.
..you try to change the entry permissions in your house when someone you dont like knocks on the door
..you ask the receptionist at the doctors surgery to 'clone' you
..you wish you had a cyber arm so you could throw the ball further
..you look at the label of your leather jacket to see what the decay level is today
..you look up to the top left corner of your eye to see how your health is
... you spend more time reading the boards rather than being online. (works for me)
Aglardae
everytime you log on your eyes start to close.
everytime you read the boards you want to quit playing.
Youwhine anytime the server is down for an extended period of time or yourdaily happiness isdetermined post count?
