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Thread: Poor Billy A Fairy Tale of Lust, Loot, Rage and Revenge
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Milgram
Fri Feb 04, 2005 3:54 pm
#1
One day, Billy decided hewanted a +10 weaponsmith experimentation tape to sell. There was a really nice scatter pistol on the forums, and he needed the money to get it. He had looted Meatlumps for hours, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't seem to get one. As he was walking back to Coronet from yet another unfruitful grind, he over heardtwo wookies talking.
"Ar ugggeuuurrr aeeeeg Borgle Bat Cave gehhhh," said the hairy one.
"Heeruuuunn mmeehhrr wwehhh +10 weapon experimentation," replied the furry one.
"What is this? A magical place called the Borgle Bat Cave? Yep, sure enough, there it is on my Rori POI list. This is great. I can make millions, and I won't even need to work hard forthem. I will just strole down there and get one myself. I bet no one has ever thought of this before"
So our intrepid hero boldly sets out, eager to meetwith destiny.He reaches the cave and bravely enters, knowing fame and fortune await him. "Hmmm, there are some other blue dots in here as well, how odd. I wonder what they are here for?" Billy reaches the bottom and sees two evil looking men staring at the loot piles. "Gee, these guys have picked a funny place for a picnic. Surely I am the only one who wants to loot these debris piles. I am more deserving than them anyway. I'll just click faster." So, Billy waits for a little while. Suddenly, thetwo wicked lootersgo LD. "Hmmm, I guess they decided that since I am here, there is no point in sticking around."
Billy waits alonein the darkness for another hour before the realizationhits him. "Those poo faced Jerks!! They already got the loot!! I am theone who deserves the loot, not them! Those guys stole from me."
Suddenly, Billy's Fairy GodCSR appears and says, "Billy, you have been a good little boy. It was wrong of those wicked campers to steal from you like that. Since you have been so dilegent in paying your $15 every month, we are going to make it so that only you can loot these piles."
"Oh thank you!!" Billy exclaims with tears running down his cheeks, "Now I will be rich without haveing to do anything! This is all I could have ever hoped for."
So Billy becomes rich and famous. Justiceis done, and everybody lives happily ever after (accept for thewicked cave campers of course, their accounts were banned by the CSRs and in their absence, their PA Halls burned to the ground).
sciguyCO
Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:33 pm
#2
But you promised lust! You robbed me of my forum immersion, and I'm reporting you to the CSRs!!!
Wait, unless the GodCSR required a "favor" from Billy. Is that it?
Milgram
Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:35 pm
#3
sciguyCO wrote:
But you promised lust! You robbed me of my forum immersion, and I'm reporting you to the CSRs!!!
Wait, unless the GodCSR required a "favor" from Billy. Is that it?
He was kinda lusting over the Scatter. I guess i ment lust in a lust for riches kind of way. Greed, Loot, Rage and Revenge doesn't have the same ring to it.
Skelestoner
Fri Feb 04, 2005 5:43 pm
#4
hehe good one, it certainly got me thinking. the main problem i have is that for all the times i go to the aferathu cave, its already been done. problem being however, that i leave right away. how often does it respawn, how often do the magseal containers refill? ( not for camping reasons, but just so i can make that one run through) well, maybe ill see if camping is as fun as it sounds.
ForceFielding
Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:43 pm
#5
You forgot the part where Billy was patiently waiting for the Theed Spaceship to arrive so that he could board, but in the meantime people were using the ticket droid and dissapearing!. "Those dirty exploiters!" he shouted. "Why can't they play the game it was meant to be played" He decided to call a CSR on every person that didn't wait for the Theed Spaceship, and in the end he was the only one left on the server and all the skill tapes were his.
Milgram
Fri Feb 04, 2005 9:59 pm
#6
ForceFielding wrote:
You forgot the part where Billy was patiently waiting for the Theed Spaceship to arrive so that he could board, but in the meantime people were using the ticket droid and dissapearing!. "Those dirty exploiters!" he shouted. "Why can't they play the game it was meant to be played" He decided to call a CSR on every person that didn't wait for the Theed Spaceship, and in the end he was the only one left on the server and all the skill tapes were his.
Lmao, oh man, now that is rich. Very nice. Ya, i forgot about the Theed shuttle exploit.
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