Items And Loot Archive
Thread: New Item Suggestions for Post CU MUST READ!
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SharperMind
Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:18 pm
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Ok, I was thinking... after contacting some people in the CSR community I came up with new items we should get!
--The Vibrator--
For all those long annoying hours of SOE raping your account's credit card, gotta have something to do during those cooldown timers!
--The HackSaw--
Another wonderful item for virtually destroying your file structure from the inside out, but this may not get put in just 'cause the CU already does a beautiful job of it.
--The Bill--
$14.99 bill each month for time you will never use! They bill ya even when you haven't logged in within 2 weeks! Gotta get a new item in-game that tells ya exactly how much you owe SOE after their hidden fee's of $14.98 ontop of the regular appraised subscription fee post CU.
--Get Out of Ban Free Card--
For all those times your locked up in a 24 hour ban for saying someone is an idiot on the boards, or getting your posted deleted about spamming the CU. Cost to buy: your dignity.
--Magic Scroll--
Yes, we want some magic scrolls people, well think of it this way, helps the transition from SWG to Hell, to EverQuest just a little bit easier.
If you have any other item ideas or want to branch out more on mine please do.
This has been paid for by my regular subscription fee which CU has taken automatically from my credit card eventhough I clicked cancel, thanks SOE for giving me the perfect reason to sue for my $14.99 and get ya locked up in court so you can't publish the CU.
--The Vibrator--
For all those long annoying hours of SOE raping your account's credit card, gotta have something to do during those cooldown timers!
--The HackSaw--
Another wonderful item for virtually destroying your file structure from the inside out, but this may not get put in just 'cause the CU already does a beautiful job of it.
--The Bill--
$14.99 bill each month for time you will never use! They bill ya even when you haven't logged in within 2 weeks! Gotta get a new item in-game that tells ya exactly how much you owe SOE after their hidden fee's of $14.98 ontop of the regular appraised subscription fee post CU.
--Get Out of Ban Free Card--
For all those times your locked up in a 24 hour ban for saying someone is an idiot on the boards, or getting your posted deleted about spamming the CU. Cost to buy: your dignity.
--Magic Scroll--
Yes, we want some magic scrolls people, well think of it this way, helps the transition from SWG to Hell, to EverQuest just a little bit easier.
If you have any other item ideas or want to branch out more on mine please do.
This has been paid for by my regular subscription fee which CU has taken automatically from my credit card eventhough I clicked cancel, thanks SOE for giving me the perfect reason to sue for my $14.99 and get ya locked up in court so you can't publish the CU.
demonbane423
Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:22 pm
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lol,,, make it with paragraphs,,, and i smell a post being deleted lol,,, funny though
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