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Thread: 2 Minutes 48 Seconds, And Phillip Mcracken wants a haircut. What do you do??

Randonb
Sat May 01, 2004 6:06 pm
#1


There you are, waiting for the shuttle. Your "Master Image Designer" tag floating casually. You're on yourway to join a group forming on Dantooine, visions of "phat exps," bristley hide, and fun with friends dancing in your head.


Phillip tells you, "Hey, you think you could give me a haircut?"

Do you risk it? You know better than he does that he doesn't just want a haircut. He wants to see multiple haircuts, and then he wants other stuff.


you tell Phillip, "Okay, but when the shuttle gets here I'm leaving on it."


Phillip tells you, "Super, thanks!"


Bah, you can't find anybody in this sea of people. Do they all have to stand so closely together? You do a "/target Phillip" and get to work.


It's getting down to the wire... you're adjusting his nose and making his new beard match his new hair color. The shuttle has been here for more than a few seconds, and you are afraid it could take off soon.






Warp to the magical fantasy world of how I wish it worked...





Having had enough, you pull out your blaster and brandish it at the Ticket Collector droid.


"This shuttle isn't going ANYWHERE until I'm done with my client! GOT THAT?!!"


So what do guys you think? Should we get the power to stop shuttles?






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FuschiaD
Sat May 01, 2004 7:21 pm
#2

I think you kick ass.




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Ternque01
Sat May 01, 2004 8:12 pm
#3

OMG, BEST POST EVER!!!!

This is funny as hell... seems almost smugglerish to stop a shuttle like that



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Aluiniee
Sun May 02, 2004 2:54 am
#4

Haha very funny also wish you could shoot the ticket collector for when your handing him the ticket the shuttle leaves without you
MentalGoat
Sun May 02, 2004 5:43 am
#5

rofl



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Miyca
Sun May 02, 2004 8:20 am
#6

*prays to the gamaing gods that the devs make that a reality* I love it. funniest thing I have seen in a long time.



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Breestan
Sun May 02, 2004 8:45 am
#7

WOO!



That rad like a "choose your own avdventure"






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Kwee
Sun May 02, 2004 10:23 am
#8

Haha I hate that! In my experience those people at the shuttleports think they can just board and take off without paying I don't let them get away with that though




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FuschiaD
Sun May 02, 2004 1:55 pm
#9






Darkagent101 wrote:
"listen up, scrapmetal! I'm working on a customer here so that shuttle just has to wait! Now go up that ramp, to the cockpit, and tell the pilot to keep her on the ground, otherwise I'm turning you into a crate-load of female hair accessories, comprende?"







*cheers* Priceless.





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Yes, I'm a respec Jedi. Get over it.
~*~ A V A D I H A L O N A - S O E P ~*~
Entertainer For Life - COMPNOR Eye Candy

"You don't really rank around here unless you've been flamed by Oben, trolled by Mono, set straight by Geen, got caught in a love triangle between Cherry and Anoq, had your house decorated by Kipera, hugged by Esin, fondled by Fuschia, had IG respond with something inane and nonsensical, or at the very least been (a.) asked "can I have your stuff" or (b.) been accused of being a Todd by any number of random Tarquinian posters." --TalonKarrdeTN/Tyndaleon


Mireille
Sun May 02, 2004 4:12 pm
#10

Hahahha, that is definitely the absolute TRUTH. I have done that all too many times. I miss shuttles the most because of my ID services (not that I mind THAT much ^_^ I take a long time when I work hehe).



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Darkagent101
Mon May 03, 2004 12:05 am
#11

"listen up, scrapmetal! I'm working on a customer here so that shuttle just has to wait! Now go up that ramp, to the cockpit, and tell the pilot to keep her on the ground, otherwise I'm turning you into a crate-load of female hair accessories, comprende?"



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