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Thread: Just a funny observation. (amidala's bodyguard)

Myobi
Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:41 am
#1


My brother and I have this ongoing thing where we take games like SWG or CoH and try to apply the "rules" to movies and the like (ie - the chick from sky captain was probably a brawler [good reflexes, strong enough to knock the crap out of the android, rather single-minded...], and sky captain himself was probably a controller[brought together everyone else's work and talents], Hellboy was a tanker [ten nuclear grenades, eh.. this might hurt]and fire chick from hellboy was a blaster ["You should be running"]).


Now, SWG is especially fun because we can take the SW rules and apply it *back* to the movies. In doing this, I've decided something. Princess Amedala's lookalike bodyguard was a Master image Designer and a master Tailor, with probably only a very little amount of actual fighting ability. Why, you ask? Well. In the first movie, Amidala changes hair style and outfits almost at a whim, which really requires the work of professional MIDers and MT's (considering the complexity of the outfits)who are on call all the time. You hardly ever see the look alike body guard actually fighting. Amidala herself has to have a high Politician score (obvious reasons), backed up with a carbine specialty (she uses a carbine in one of the movies, I can't remember which) and probably was a sharp shooter. After all, in those shoot outs, she scored more hits than her "guards" seemed to. To further back this theory up… the bodyguard dies at the beginning of the second movie and all of a sudden, Amidala herself stops randomly changing outfits and hairstyles and make up.


In-game, there are IDers out of the *** in Theed (on Kauri), but not so much anywhere else. Theed is just… crazy for IDers. So, it’s not too surprising that she could find one who could make herself over to look like Amidala and then join the service of the Queen. What puzzles me is the amount of time the Amidala takes to get another body guard IDer, since she *obviously* could just walk down to the salon in theed and snag a new one (never mind that we don’t have the option to do her make-up or hair anything like as elaborate and hers was… come to think of it, some of those outfits that the people are wearing in the movies would be nice as Tailor designs in game...).


Lol, I know, weird, I just thought I'd share my weird sense of humor.



.....


And *why* do we have zoom boxes for the text colors on the message posts when those boxes are flat out huge, when we don't have them for the itty-bitty colors on screen in game?!?


(I know, I know... Java script vs whatever language the game is programmed in... still.)




~Myobi
(Mind Your Own Business, Idiot)
Kauri, Pre-NGE Image Designer, current... uh. Something with guns, I dunno, I don't play it often anymore. -.-;
Tehlorri - Kauri/Crafter
SakeO
Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:58 am
#2

Just a quicky on Amidala, I think she had smuggler since she sliced her way out her shackles pretty quick and, again, was reasonably accurate with her pistols.


... and do you ever wonder about a society that elects young girls to govern them? Is there a swimsuit competition in primaries? I really wonder about Lucas sometimes.


Chasing Amy - Bria
Erann
Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:20 am
#3

now you don't need tobe a tailor to wear the clothing.... so that frees up some more sp to get splicing.. with is up the pistols she's just missing unarmed...




MeiYuki

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Myobi
Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:26 am
#4






Erann wrote:

now you don't need tobe a tailor to wear the clothing.... so that frees up some more sp to get splicing.. with is up the pistols she's just missing unarmed...






LOL, very true, but maybe the bodyguard was carrying the clothes, and those dratted assassins refused to share the loot?



~Myobi
(Mind Your Own Business, Idiot)
Kauri, Pre-NGE Image Designer, current... uh. Something with guns, I dunno, I don't play it often anymore. -.-;
Tehlorri - Kauri/Crafter
fobik14
Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:37 am
#5

good call!
Erann
Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:37 am
#6

talking about loot.. we went on a Raid last night, and everyone was more interested in hit and run so I quickly looted the NPC corpses as I fell behind madly looting and managed to loot some blue rug glue! I was then Citybanned but the glue'll make up for it.


I can't help it.. I'ma looter.. need cash to drop in the city hall!




MeiYuki

Ache Me on! I love stalking my Prey.
IPC ...for life! (valcyn)
'Nova (starsider)
Tralmek
Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:04 pm
#7

This makes me wonder if the remaining bodyguards were just for the lots. Amidala's ten lots were probably used up on the Lake Retreat, while the bodyguards holdonto the Theed Palace--they're onlyup to 500 items worth of storage.... Maybe someone has Master Merchant so there is more space.




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Erann
Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:04 pm
#8

yea the master merchant can hold the items on a closet storage droid.




MeiYuki

Ache Me on! I love stalking my Prey.
IPC ...for life! (valcyn)
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