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Erann Elaske, Known Image designer on Ahazi broke the Keren speed track record last night beating the posted time of 120 seconds coming in at 116 seconds!

Erann Elaske: It was all about scraping the walls and pillars and not hitting the dang wall head-on on waypoint 3 and 5

Joe shmoo: I over heard the race coordinator speak of using the force, did you find your recent trip to Dathomir of any assistance?

E No.. Well.. Maybe.. It's all about perseverance and patients and expelling un pleasantries when you screws up. You know.. I cursed and swore a lot on team speak.

J Was anyone offended?

E Well.. Some long time Guild mates were amazed at the fountain of frustration and hostility in my voice as I spend an hour and a half perfecting the maneuvers to go from 180 seconds down to 116.

J Whoa, Slow down Mam, how did you go from 180 to 116?

E well it’s all about paying attention to the map and not relaying on the gui to be there for you.

J What T.F.?

E: Well it all depends if you can hit the first waypoint in 8 seconds….

J: 8 seconds?? I tried that my self and seem to hit it at 16 or 22!

E: “Yeah well that’s why you can have a show that only you are being duped Shmoo. You never had any idea everyone else were actors!”

J: What? This interview is on you not me!

E: Well what can I say… I wrecked about 50 Av21’s before I was done perfecting the turns to weave in and out of the city’s winding course.

J: Did you try any other vehicles?

E: I tried the av21 on my first go.. And I hit everything on the track I got caught on lights, pillars missed the bridges ran over all the citizens it was terrible. I then pulled out the Swoop bike since it’s smaller.. it helped identify certain route to explore… now going from the swoop to the av-21 you need to know exactly where to make your turns and when to slow down. So I did the track once with the X34 but its soo slow I think I could burst run the course faster.

J: Uh-huh.. Think you can do better?

E: Yeah I think I could do this in 112 if I spent some time learning how to go up hills faster.

J: Well were almost out of time and you still haven’t told us how you did this exactly… What’s next?

E: I think I’ll have learn how to go up hills better before I redo Mos Espa and the crystal swamp

J: You know Racing is illegal… how will you over this up from the empire?

E: I have a wonderful working relationship with Lord Vader and the emperor. You know Vader was once quite the Pod racer in his youth. The emperor really doesn’t much care.. Ever few days he needs a stat migration.. You know evil force energy buildups and whatnot.. Uhh.. Don’t get me started on Vader.. There’s a reason the empire wears helmets all the time.. They just refuse to let me run the Image design courses!! And I’m afraid all the newbies just don’t do a good job… See that’s how the empire weeds the staff out on who goes where and promotions.. It’s all bases on ID success.

J: uhhuh… well I should be going… uh..

E: See if you were to cut your hair this way and trim this beard, maybe raise this nose.. Yes.. That’s it.. You need this colour for your eyes and these lips haaave to go.. Did you want stats with that? Oh don’t wear the composite.. Joe! Come back! Damn it.. why do they always run off.

J: * runs off *

Fin

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ROFL! Stat migrations for Vader and the emporer!!! That'sa good one!!!!

Oh and Gratz on the superb effort there! Last time I run this track it was.... well not worth mentioning hehe...

Good Job Erann!

May the Force be with you all!

LOL I don't even bother trying. Not because of lag issues (which because of the crazy amount of RAM I have doesn't exist), but because of the FS people with the vehicle line. They can whoop people without thinking twice.

Good job though Erann, and great interview!!!