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Thread: A dark day of the forest moon of Endor...

-Ender-
Sat May 29, 2004 8:24 am
#1

Months of training have passed now and i can only assume that my men and me are ready. I have been training them in the art of image designing in order to prepare an attack on the Ewoks living on Endor , our mission " Make every Ewok known in the galaxy BALD !!!! ".

No doubt those of you who are reading this have trouble beleaving such a thing is possible but my comerades and I were going to try. From day one trouble was on the rise , as we were waiting to board the shuttle in coronet a stranger pulled down the skirt of our wookie Choly ( to make his friends laugh ). THis was a huge mistake on his part for a simple human was no match after the training Choly had gone threw , it took but but 6 seconds for the once handsom and muscled human to find himself lying on the floor crying in pain as he couldn't beleive he was now bald, ugly and FAT. You might think what Choly did was cruel , but you must never forget that the ewoks are crueler...


Days have gone by now and we finally find ourselves at the ewokian trees. I wast no time marking down the coordinates ( 0 ; 0 ) , and we move slowly into postion. The Ewoks were having a camp fire no doubt planning on attacking all the setient species . Karki are Doshan IDer had a plan in mind and we gathered around him to listen...The plan was that I would climb up the trees and start burning huts , and while the Ewoks panick my fellow IDers will elimate there Fur one by one. Once the last Ewoks hair was cut off we made leaps of JOY ^_^ we had finally completed our mission after so much hard work but than out of hte darkness...no how could this be...we were sure that...

The Ewoks posses the ability to INSTINTANEOUSLY REGROW FUR !!!!!!!!!!!!


MISSION FAILURE =/




-Ender- * May the Hair be with you...*
-Ender-
Sat May 29, 2004 8:25 am
#2


Months of training have passed now and i can only assume that my men and me are ready. I have been training them in the art of image designing in order to prepare an attack on the Ewoks living on Endor , our mission " Make every Ewok known in the galaxy BALD !!!! ".

No doubt those of you who are reading this have trouble beleaving such a thing is possible but my comerades and I were going to try. From day one trouble was on the rise , as we were waiting to board the shuttle in coronet a stranger pulled down the skirt of our wookie Choly ( to make his friends laugh ). THis was a huge mistake on his part for a simple human was no match after the training Choly had gone threw , it took but but 6 seconds for the once handsom and muscled human to find himself lying on the floor crying in pain as he couldn't beleive he was now bald, ugly and FAT. You might think what Choly did was cruel , but you must never forget that the ewoks are crueler...


Days have gone by now and we finally find ourselves at the ewokian trees. I wast no time marking down the coordinates ( 0 ; 0 ) , and we move slowly into postion. The Ewoks were having a camp fire no doubt planning on attacking all the setient species . Karki are Doshan IDer had a plan in mind and we gathered around him to listen...The plan was that I would climb up the trees and start burning huts , and while the Ewoks panick my fellow IDers will elimate there Fur one by one. Once the last Ewoks hair was cut off we made leaps of JOY ^_^ we had finally completed our mission after so much hard work but than out of hte darkness...no how could this be...we were sure that...

The Ewoks posses the ability to INSTINTANEOUSLY REGROW FUR !!!!!!!!!!!!


MISSION FAILURE =/




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-Ender-
Sat May 29, 2004 8:26 am
#3

i apologize for posting this twice MY MISTAKE =/
CM_Ronin
Sun May 30, 2004 7:43 pm
#4

Hmmm when did you guys go on this Ewok mission? There used to be an ID bug where you would not see the change until after a server reset, and they also nerfed going bald in the previous patch, but both of these bugs were fixed during the most recent mini-publish. Maybe they just didnt accept the changes because they didnt feel like waiting for thte timer...you know there are fires to be danced around and Princesses to poke with branches and stuff.... Ewoks have things to do also. They might have been doing Merek Creeper missions and hard to find, also I seena few Ewoks afkforaging and dancingout by the Marauders Armor fortress the other day.



Better luck next time.





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-Ender-
Mon May 31, 2004 2:49 am
#5

I thank you for this precious information , i will use it well...



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