Months of training have passed now and i can only assume that my men and me are ready. I have been training them in the art of image designing in order to prepare an attack on the Ewoks living on Endor , our mission " Make every Ewok known in the galaxy BALD !!!! ".
No doubt those of you who are reading this have trouble beleaving such a thing is possible but my comerades and I were going to try. From day one trouble was on the rise , as we were waiting to board the shuttle in coronet a stranger pulled down the skirt of our wookie Choly ( to make his friends laugh ). THis was a huge mistake on his part for a simple human was no match after the training Choly had gone threw , it took but but 6 seconds for the once handsom and muscled human to find himself lying on the floor crying in pain as he couldn't beleive he was now bald, ugly and FAT. You might think what Choly did was cruel , but you must never forget that the ewoks are crueler...
Days have gone by now and we finally find ourselves at the ewokian trees. I wast no time marking down the coordinates ( 0 ; 0 ) , and we move slowly into postion. The Ewoks were having a camp fire no doubt planning on attacking all the setient species . Karki are Doshan IDer had a plan in mind and we gathered around him to listen...The plan was that I would climb up the trees and start burning huts , and while the Ewoks panick my fellow IDers will elimate there Fur one by one. Once the last Ewoks hair was cut off we made leaps of JOY ^_^ we had finally completed our mission after so much hard work

but than out of hte darkness...no how could this be...we were sure that...
The Ewoks posses the ability to INSTINTANEOUSLY REGROW FUR !!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSION FAILURE =/
-Ender- * May the Hair be with you...*