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Ok, so I came on early on the 31st, excited to see the old man (I am a woman after all). I talk to my guild to find out how to check if he will visit me. One of my guildmates tells me type: /che. I type /che and this is the message I get:

"You have radiation poisoning and all around you see your glowing aura. The Force said to tell you "I'll be back" and took a tea break"

So does anyone know if I'll see the old man soon?

Latronis

I have no stupid signature... except for this... but it changes everytime.

AAAAHHHHH, crafting tons of spiced tea. Well, i better drop Mastor Doctor in order to proceed with my spiced tea vendor tent i'm going to place 1000m away from my player city. Thanks for the great idea.

Latronis

Told you my signature changes everytime.

Right... *hack*... don't lick other people... *pulls wookiee hair out of mouth*... I'll remember that one.

Also, for all you Shadowfire players out there. I may have accidently killed the old man and that's why none of you are seeing him. I was taking the scenic route home in order to get my new tent for my spiced tea scheme when i came across a familiar river. Before I started to cross the old man jumped out from behind a bush screaming "Wait up... I've got something to tell ya." But before i could stop myself i was already swimming toward the other side. I guess the old man never learned how to swim. I came to this conclusion simply because he sank to the bottom of the river as soon as he got in. I tried to rescue him, but to no avail. So to all my fellow radiated Shadowfire comrades... I'm sorry, the old man will never visit you now....

On a brighter note, The Force returned from tea break and was happy to see the tent i had errected just for him.

Latronis

What?... It's my turn to bath grandfather?

Well I guess I didn't kill the old man after all. He visited me once more. I had just finished killing some poor defenseless animal when i heard a noise behind me. The old man had tripped on his robe.

"Bloody stupid of ya," The Force said from his lawn chair that i had errected for him. He sipped some of his tea.

"Shutup old fool," replied the old man. He attempted to stand up but it seemed to be a laborious process. That's when i noticed his clothes were still wet.

Needless to say we talked for a bit, he cured me of my radiation poisoning, hit on me a few times (remember: i am a woman), and then tryed to slip away unnoticed... but a gang of nunas jumped him and stole his wallet. I've come to realize that the old man is not too clever and that The Force is just a moocher. I've now shut down my spiced tea vendor tent and await my pals... the sith, but sadly i can't buff myself anymore so have instead errected an army of vendors to help me win this battle.... hope this works.

Latronis

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