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I've been playing for about 3 weeks now and there a few things, fun and

funny, that I've learned and hoped perhaps it would help other noobs.

1) The new speed bike that kind vet just gave ya is really kewl. Until

its little red bar gets low and you take your poor noob hiney to the

garage to get it fixed and nearly fall over from the repair costs.

2) Yep that 250 credit CDEF carbine with kewl scope looks like a

bargain, until ya find yourself getting incapped by one little flesh

eating chuba with your mind bar totally drained. Whoops forgot to check

the HAM cost for special moves.

3) "I can take out that lone capper spineflap its no match for me.

*attack* Oh crap where did those other 2 come from?" ... you've been

incapaciated...

4) Hmm Spineflap soldier looks like capper spineflap to me... what the

hay. A spineflap is a spineflap right? ...you've been incapaciated...

5) Vet Pikeman to noob marksman: "Ehh don't worry about position just

run in and start shooting"
...you are now bleeding... ....you are diseased... ...you've been

incapacitated...

6) "Woot, got my 200 faction points now I get the kewl npc destory

missions. Hmm.. destory rebel creature handler camp. Pays well, I'll do

it. Ok there they are. A couple of mind shots and destory the flag and

I'm done." ...creatures handler x is dead... "umm what's that barking

sound coming toward me" YIKES!! *burst run* "oh no not a spineflap

solder" ...you've been incapacitated... "note to self.. next time kill

the pets first *period*"

7) Vet friend to noob:"Lets go hunt on Talus".
Noob to self:"well today is as good as any to die for the first

time"
3 hours latter: "Wow we killed all those Falumpaset & Kahmurra,

and I didn't get incapped once KEWL!!" Gotta do the big stuff more

often.

I wanted to do something more then just hunt and kill. So I decided to

pick up medic and eventually master doc.

8) Slow night at the Theed Med Center. Overt Imp comes in with serious

health and action wounds. Ahh what the heck I'll take the risk. What

better way to serve the empire. Besides its been pretty dead so far. Ho

hum healing wounds...
....you are blinded...
....you are dizzy...
....you've been incapacitated....
**edit**???
is that a lightsabre? "oh crap"
...you are dead...

Ooh I've never seen this side of the cloning facility. Guess I'll be

here alot in my medical career.

*runs back to med center*

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}N{abodia
There'snothinginthisworldsosweetaslove,
Andnexttolovethesweetestthingishate.
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ÆMoe Raven -- Rebel ColonelÅ
ÄGrowing old is mandatory, growing up is optionalÃ

Five stars to the original n00b

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Wanton Promo

that was the funniest thing i read all week thanks you made my day i never give new players money but you earned itif you are on bloodfin i will tip you some money when i get on tonight. .

RC
Starwarsy
"What the hell is an aluminum falcon"
Priceless.

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Colonel Elalk Obesa
"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddamn stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I am enjoying it."

Ah the memories!!!

l Tofeity Edeiso - MBH / Rifleman l l Tazon - Elder Jedi l

I remember one LONG night in particular, sitting in the Dearic med center with a friend of mine. Both of us were black barred and we spent the entire night healing each other with wound pack A's because we didn't feel like going back to Coronet or Theed. Best of times

Aucka - Eromi - Ecaro
Widowmakers
Test Center
New Aldera, Naboo
Officer - Jedi - Engineer

A ray of light amongst a lot of cloud and noise.

C O H A V
Former Alpha Team Member & JTL/ROW/TOW/CU/NGE Beta Tester & 1025+ nonstop Vet
Guild Founder - Legend of a New Republic <LNR> - Oldest Rebel Guild on Shadowfire
SWG Expertise Calculator & Clicky Maker
Detailed account of my Wife testing NGE!! & How to use Firefox with the Forums
Pre-CU full template Jedi& Want to join LNR?

Thanks guys. I have a few more I'd like to add on when they finallygive methe edit option. When do I get that by the way?

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}N{abodia
There'snothinginthisworldsosweetaslove,
Andnexttolovethesweetestthingishate.
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I think it's 6 months and 150 posts. So it'll be a little while. Of course, keep posting like normal and I am sure they'll get read