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Thread: Why are Jabba's Enemies Cavemen on Dantooine????

Ranxacka
Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:56 am
#1

Ever read a mission description? So I'm running my 9 millionth Mokk mission on Dantooine and I happen to really read one of the missions descriptions. Holy crap, we've got rebel moles, hospitals, enemies of great crime bosses and hospitals all in those sneaky little Mokk, Janta & Kunga clans. The problem is where are the Labs & hospitals and Spice equipment. Every camp looks like a firepit with a pieace of chicken on it and a bunch of cavemen hanging around.


If this is your idea of a hospital or spice lab then that's pretty sad. The Star Wars look and feel could be improved 10,000 fold if when you got to a mission the mission was the description. If it's a rebel base, I wanna see a X-Wing or something parked out there. If it's a hospital I wanna see a hospital, not campsite with a bunch of retards sitting around looking at burning coals.



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aqu_muffins
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:03 am
#2

I was just thinking the same thing. Great topic





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MagmaBlue
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:07 am
#3

/agree

I've wondered about this for a long time as well, just never put it to words.



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Rikilii
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:12 am
#4






Ranxacka wrote:

Ever read a mission description? So I'm running my 9 millionth Mokk mission on Dantooine and I happen to really read one of the missions descriptions. Holy crap, we've got


rebel moles,


Remember in ROTJ when the Ewoks showed Han and the gang the back door to the sheild generator? Same thing here.....these loin cloth wearers can't be trusted. They're spies, every last one of them.


hospitals,


Come on, don't you get it? The rebels are on the run from the Empire....they can't go to the civilized hospitals when they get wounded, so they turn to natives to help them with their herbal medicine. The Empire has caught wind of this and....


enemies of great crime bosses


About 12 years ago, there was story about how the DEA under the Bush Sr. Administration was investigation the Amish community in South Central PA for ties to drug smuggling operations.....well, you get the picture. Jabba trusted these guys to move his product for him, and much like certain Native Americans in the SW U.S. with their payote, these Natives decided it would be great stuff to acheice a heightened state of mind for their shamanist rites. Naturally, Jabba is pissed.


and hospitals all in those sneaky little Mokk, Janta & Kunga clans. The problem is where are the Labs & hospitals and Spice equipment. Every camp looks like a firepit with a pieace of chicken on it and a bunch of cavemen hanging around.


If this is your idea of a hospital or spice lab then that's pretty sad. The Star Wars look and feel could be improved 10,000 fold if when you got to a mission the mission was the description. If it's a rebel base, I wanna see a X-Wing or something parked out there. If it's a hospital I wanna see a hospital, not campsite with a bunch of retards sitting around looking at burning coals.









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Fried_Yoda
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:17 am
#5

i often get a janta mission, and it is titled "Destroy swoop gang." I never knew the janta's had gotten that advanced



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subscorpion
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:22 am
#6

lol and to add another thing...the ladies in the tribe NEED TO SHAVE



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AuShun
Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:35 am
#7

I always thought he hated the Mokk and Janta tribes because their word for 'Crime boss' is, Luhmpysluhg.
pippi2j
Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:20 pm
#8

I always wondered when I loot a mokk or janta, and get credits or a crystal..where are they keeping it, I dont see any pockets....



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vinterthoor
Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:03 pm
#9

GREAT topic. This game would be a lot better if they added a few more missions and just changed the look of a few existing ones. I would like to see the following subtle changes:

1. The point of a faction mission shouldn't be to destroy a flag.

2. Why are there no kimo missions on Lok?

3. Why are there no tusken missions on tat?

4. Replace the cavemen missions on dant with untrained wielder of the dark side missions.

5. Put a decent creature to kill on Rori. Give me a reason to go there.

6. Equip some NPCs targets with the following weapons: Flame thrower, scythe, VK (TK specials), jawa ion, launcher pistol, LLC.

7. Put missions terms on Yavin and offer black sun missions. Who made the decission to make crafting a whole suit of Mando 2x as hard as grinding Jedi? People want to wear it. Go ahead and cert it for MBH and make the Jet pack a rare drop, but at least allow people to get the armor.

There's more I want but, meh



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Ebisu
Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:09 pm
#10

Dont nightsisters equip Scythes?



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ErveStarr
Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:14 pm
#11






Ebisu wrote:
Dont nightsisters equip Scythes?





Yup they do.



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ladri
Thu Sep 30, 2004 2:54 pm
#12








Ranxacka wrote:


, not campsite with a bunch of retards sitting around looking at burning coals.







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admiraljz
Thu Sep 30, 2004 3:34 pm
#13






pippi2j wrote:

I always wondered when I loot a mokk or janta, and get credits or a crystal..where are they keeping it, I dont see any pockets....







Always make sure to wash your loots before using them....






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