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Not exactly a Game Guide, but I wrote this about a week ago and figured I'd share it beyond my guild and the Bloodfin community by posting here. Hope someone else gets a chuckle from it.

At any rate, with apologies to John Rox and the sensibilities of the Game Guides forum, I present ...

I want an Uber Elder Loot for Christmas

Only an Uber Elder Loot will do

Don't want Rebel Plans, no dinky NS Lance

I want an Uber Elder Loot to make me sing and dance!

I want an Uber Elder Loot for Christmas

I don't think Axkva Min will mind, do you?

I'll only have to use a P'wer Hammer or two

Just get her down and dizzy

It's the easy thing to do!

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Driving to the Stronghold

Oh what a big suprise, upon the Elder's demise

I see that Uber Loot just sitting there

I want an Uber Elder Loot for Christmas

Only an Uber Elder Loot will do

No empty corpses, no unmodded garments-es

I only like --plus-twenty-five attachments-es

'cuz Uber Elder Loots are for me too!

Devs says the Elder should beat me up but then

Thunderheart says the CURB is coming soon again!

There's be lots of room for it in my old Ubese Shirt

I'd keep it there and never see it crumble into dirt!

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Driving to the Stronghold

Oh what a big surprise, upon the Elder's demise

I see that attachment just sitting there!

I want my Uber Elder Loot for Christmas

Only that Uber Elder Loot will do

No cargo pockets, no sets of HDLs

I only want a weapon that's (Exceptional)!

'cuz (Exceptional) weapons want me too!

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Elpix Marisett
Snipershot Master
Retired Squad Leader

The views expressed by the writer of this post do not necessarily reflect those of anyone else ... but they probably should!