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Thread: SWG vs Real Life... and the winner is?
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Flucka
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:07 pm
#2
lol nice one 
Let me try...
SWG: 80%+ resist to all composite armour & Doc buffs that at least quadruple my strength and make me heal myself faster then anything can hurt me.
Life: Jeans & antibiotics.
Winner = SWG
Let me try...
SWG: 80%+ resist to all composite armour & Doc buffs that at least quadruple my strength and make me heal myself faster then anything can hurt me.
Life: Jeans & antibiotics.
Winner = SWG
Night4554
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:12 pm
#3
SWG - I'm 2.5m tall, furry all over, never wear pants, and carry a sick looking crossbow
Life - I never wear pants.
Winner - SWG
Life - I never wear pants.
Winner - SWG
straiceil
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:14 pm
#4
Night4554 wrote:
SWG - I'm 2.5m tall, furry all over, never wear pants, and carry a sick looking crossbow
Life - I never wear pants.
Winner - SWG
hahahahaha! lmao, really!
Shindig_Mas
Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:53 pm
#5
LMAO! Great Post.
SWG-when you get pulled over, they rip you from your vehicle at full speed
Life-when you get pulled over, you cant afford swg for a couple months
Winner-SWG
Life-when you meet a beautiful woman on a beach, you know what your getting into
SWG-when you meet a beautiful woman on the beach, her names probably Max and has a beer belly
Winner-Life
SWG-I never get old
Life-practically one foot in the grave already and no clone
Winner-SWG
Life-Uncle Sam takes half your pay check
SWG-Uncle Sam is a Driod Engineer on Tatooine
Winner-SWG
SWG-you can buff yourself in the middle of town
Life-you buff yourself in the middle of town, you're locked up for indecent exposure
Winner-SWG
SWG-we know where the WMD's are
Life-we dont
Winner-SWG
SWG-you can spend hours talking with friends
Life-if you spend hours talking to your friends, you probably went over your Anytime Minutes
Winner-SWG
Life-to become a doctor takes years of school
SWG-A few hours of grinding and no malpractice suits
Winner-SWG
SWG-Imps are always looking over your shoulder, trying to uncover anything about you
Life- The Patriot Act
Winner-SWG
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Xanevae
Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:17 pm
#6
straiceil wrote:
SWG - No combat balance to improve PVP
Life - Few people willing to PVP at the bus stop. PVP available overseas but no cloning.
Winner - Tie
ROFL!!!
nicely put, to all that contributed.
admiraljz
Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:24 pm
#7
Flucka wrote:
lol nice one
Let me try...
SWG: 80%+ resist to all composite armour & Doc buffs that at least quadruple my strength and make me heal myself faster then anything can hurt me.
Life: Jeans & antibiotics.
Winner = SWG
Dunno... ask Barry Bonds. That sure looks like a composite bracer he wears to the plate and he sure as hell isn't eating Wheaties.
straiceil
Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:50 am
#8
SWG - Your first job involves running errands for some twit who doesn't really care if you finish.
Life - Your first job involves running errands for some twit who will fire you if you don't finish.
Winner - Tie
Life - Your first job involves running errands for some twit who will fire you if you don't finish.
Winner - Tie
SWG - If you don't have any money or clothes or a place to live you can log out.
Life - If you don't have any money or clothes you get kinda cold sleeping outside.
Winner - SWG
Life - If you don't have any money or clothes you get kinda cold sleeping outside.
Winner - SWG
SWG - Becoming a Jedi takes months of grinding, millions of credits and total frustration.
Life - Jedi are not a design feature.
biwan:
Winner - Life
Life - Jedi are not a design feature.
biwan:Winner - Life
SWG - You can repair your AV-21 while driving buy a garage.
Life - No AV-21s and repairing your car is takes way to much time and money.
Winner - SWG
Life - No AV-21s and repairing your car is takes way to much time and money.
Winner - SWG
SWG - The economy is controled by a few rich people and some nameless guys somewhere who make the rules.
SWG - The economy is controled by a few rich people and some nameless guys somewhere who make the rules.
Winner - Tie
SWG - The economy is controled by a few rich people and some nameless guys somewhere who make the rules.
Winner - Tie
SWG - Getting to space will cost you 30 bucks, a few hundred thousand credits but you'll get shot down for sure.
Life - Getting to space will cost you 500k bucks and you'll only be there for 5 minutes. Also no blasters on your ship.
Winner - SWG
Life - Getting to space will cost you 500k bucks and you'll only be there for 5 minutes. Also no blasters on your ship.
Winner - SWG
SWG - No combat balance to improve PVP
Life - Few people willing to PVP at the bus stop. PVP available overseas but no cloning.
Winner - Tie
Life - Few people willing to PVP at the bus stop. PVP available overseas but no cloning.
Winner - Tie
SWG - Your in game wife nags you to clean the house
Life - Your wife nags you to clean the house
Winner - SWG has /addignore
Life - Your wife nags you to clean the house
Winner - SWG has /addignore
SWG - Using spice/drugs is legal
Life - Being a smuggler is a useful profession
Winner - Tie
Life - Being a smuggler is a useful profession
Winner - Tie
I am sure that there are actually funny people out there who can do much better than this list...
mochloD
Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:59 am
#9
straiceil wrote:
SWG - Your in game wife nags you to clean the house
Life - Your wife nags you to clean the house
Winner - SWG has /addignore
I am sure that there are actually funny people out there who can do much better than this list... <-- You did just fine
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