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Thread: Give us all a laugh! post your WORST ever loots!

Raikan
Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:30 pm
#53

Legendary spraystick


terrain negotiation -1

rifle accuracy +25

rifle speed +25


speed 0.5

damage12-23 <----- what the?


Action poison

strength 350

duration 13 <------what the?

potency 27% <------- what the?



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zPYROz
Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:37 am
#54

Guys, -1 uses mean INFINITE uses out of the particular DoT. That's not a bad loot (unless everything else sucks lol)



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truewildman
Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:47 am
#55






zPYROz wrote:

Guys, -1 uses mean INFINITE uses out of the particular DoT. That's not a bad loot (unless everything else sucks lol)






Ok, but 5 grenades equals 5 uses. That's it. They go kaboom, and them are no more.





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Booma
Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:04 am
#56

glop grenade.... 5 uses,with 800 use mind poison....
MackAgp
Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:16 am
#57






SWiTCH07 wrote:

Off an enraged rancor none the less..


Imperial Detonators

Mind Poison DoT (270 ish strength, 80% odd pot)

5 grenades.... 5499 uses on the DoT lol.






It's ironic, I was reading this the yesterday, and then was playing later on, and what do i loot, some C5 or C12 (can't remember which now)grenades with a Mind DOT on them... bloody typical !!! LOL

Made me think i may start a museam of the most useless stuff in the game! - that way i guess i won't have to buy my exhibits, as i'm sure ppl would be proud to give them away (if i could persuade em not to press delete faster than lightspeed)




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MBLAST
Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:29 am
#58

This isn't really bad loot, but really weird...





Sword

+2 Terrain Negotiation

(Errr, okay... Terrain negotiation from a sword. Right.)





1 leathery hide looted from a Nightsister

(I'm not even going to ponder on this one... You can draw your own conclusions...





C12 Grenade

Damage 1-10

(Those must be some pretty weak grenades...)



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SWiTCH07
Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:30 am
#59



MackAgp wrote:


SWiTCH07 wrote:
Off an enraged rancor none the less..
Imperial Detonators
Mind Poison DoT (270 ish strength, 80% odd pot)
5 grenades.... 5499 uses on the DoT lol.



It's ironic, I was reading this the yesterday, and then was playing later on, and what do i loot, some C5 or C12 (can't remember which now)grenades with a Mind DOT on them... bloody typical !!! LOL
Made me think i may start a museam of the most useless stuff in the game! - that way i guess i won't have to buy my exhibits, as i'm sure ppl would be proud to give them away (if i could persuade em not to press delete faster than lightspeed)





hehe, good idea.. got another one tho... C12 frag nades this time with a small mind dot on em.. rancors again... god knows what theyve been eating!



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jr2988
Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:09 am
#60






Orew wrote:

my own worst loot was a -10 def vs knockdown...

but i want to bring you 2 more worst things I remember seen posted on my server forum


1 piece of wooly hidefrom a nightsister - we assumed it was her own hide

a set of exceptional white cubes - i guess the guy was lucky they weren't legendary








On the ranger forum some one once posted looting milk off of a nightsister. We can all only imagine where it came from.
truewildman
Tue Sep 28, 2004 6:33 am
#61






jr2988 wrote:





Orew wrote:

my own worst loot was a -10 def vs knockdown...

but i want to bring you 2 more worst things I remember seen posted on my server forum


1 piece of wooly hidefrom a nightsister - we assumed it was her own hide

a set of exceptional white cubes - i guess the guy was lucky they weren't legendary








On the ranger forum some one once posted looting milk off of a nightsister. We can all only imagine where it came from.






*cough*necrophilia*cough*





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RevenVarr
Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:08 am
#62

The Worst i have ever seen was a

Laser Carbine


Speed (can't remeber)

Dam 24-40

blast 2.3m (The as the on grenades and such lol)


I see if we still have it and post a pic

BerentD
Tue Sep 28, 2004 7:25 am
#63

Funniest one: Looted adecorative headdressfrom a stormtrooper. Cross-dressing stormies??


Worst one: I still have it and will gladly post a screenshot for kicks later. It's a -39 medical experimentation tape. I've never seen anything over +/-25, plus who in their right mind would want to GIVE UP experimentation points???



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North2Chilastra
Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:31 am
#64

An Exceptional CDEF carbine, looted from a NS Stalker:

Min 73, Max 145 (or so)
Speed 1.7
Health - 5
Action - 4
Mind - 2

Gorik
swampgirlinez
Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:43 am
#65

Any of you on Naritus Server can donate that to the HOBO's. We're happy to have the best junk in the galaxy.



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