Force Sensitive Archive
Thread: so my bladder made me miss the old man....
The Old Man Rushes off...
How long am I going to have to wait for his return?
For total game submerssion,
1. Win the lottery (preferably a huge jackpot) so that working for a living is no longer necessary. Hire a personal money manager to deal with all aspects of financial responsibility for you.
2. Hire a personal nurse ( or 2 or 3 to work in shifts round the clock )
3. Have feeding tube and catheter AND colostomy bags fitted and attached ![]()
4. Buy and attach one of those electric muscel stimulators to all major muscel groups (u wouldn't want to become a slab of flab)
4. Have your personal nurse manage your needs and never miss another moment. Truely live the adventure! (sort of)
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I've experienced loads of visits by the old man - got loads of chars!
Old Man doesn't come when you are in your house
Old Man comes within 30 mins you log in, but if you are in your house, then step outside after any amount of time being in your house, he can visit you
If you have been playing the game for about 1 hour, mainly outdoors and in areas where the old man can visit you, he will not visit you until you log out and back in again.
So, the golden rule is, to avoid missing the old man, and you are expecting him, is to log out , using /logout with the 30 sec countdown, any other methods to exit the game causes you to remain in game for a bit with LD above your head, giving time for old man to visit.
Those sceanriosheld true, forALL of my chars waiting on old man.
hey...either they need to invent the lazyboy toilet or just use the grown up huggies.
this is way to funny and truely does bring a lighter side to this game. thanks