Force Sensitive Archive
Thread: Letter from the old man
Dear Old Man,
I am writing because i am really upset, why is ti you must come talk to me at the worst possible moment. And the fact you wont wait for me to kill the GDK or Krayt dragon, before you run off. I understand your time is limited, with all the unlocking flashlight wavers. But, you act as if I am important, yet you cant wait for me. Why must I wait for you? I am tred of this one way relationship. And if you kow all this and can dissappear in seconds, why are you worried about sith? Anyway, I am begging you please be considerate of the people you go and visit, wait a little longer, I am sure they want to speak to you.
Dear Old Man,
Do your feet hurt? Does your back ache? You sure do a lot of walking and are there more than one of you? you can't be in multiple places at once. So stop whining and get back to work! It's not time for you to retire!
How about you quit complaining and get yourself a little cottage like a respectable hermit. People will come to you and you won't have to carry your tired a$s around any longer. If the Sith are such a problem why not embrace the Dark Side and become their master. Have them distribute crystals for you.