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Thread: old man vs sith thugs
Message Edited by groundcrew on 08-09-2005 03:27 AM
I think the original poster actually means, what the record number of visits from the old man..
ie.. old man visits and gives you a crystal..
... sith appear, hand your @ss to you and take crystal..
... old man visits and gives you a crystal..
... sith appear, hand your @ss to you and take crystal..
I'd buy front row tickets to see that celeb death match any day!
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Hehe, you wanna buy some deathsticks? So thats what the old man is all about??!!? He's a drug pusha? Well why didn't he ride his ghetto cruisa over to my house and tellme about the village ![]()
The old man is NOT a drug dealer. Trust me. One day I was out hunting on Tatooine and he showed up. He started asking me if I wanted some candy and that I should come play with his toys in his van. Of course not one to turn down candy or toys I quicky followed him. What happened next I can not say. All I know is that I was rescued a few weeks later from his mobile home on Endor by some troopers who heard me screaming as the busted up the spice lab next door. My therapist says I am doing ok.
Never trust an ewok selling beef jerky either. Nub nub my ass.
True story. I promise. You ever see a cow on endor?? Me either. Think about that before you buy that Teriyaki flavored slab of mystery meat.