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Thread: Funny Stories! if you tell them, they will come!
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Cyprus301
Wed Jun 23, 2004 1:12 pm
#1
If any of you have a funny or interesting story and would like the world to know about it, Post It Here!!!
The other day, in Theed, there was a noob being harassed by some very uncouth rebels. I usually have no problems with rebels. But the way they were acting was intolerable. so, i grouped with the poor guy whose health, action and mind bars were almost completely eaten up with the dreaded black rot. He was not backing down even though it was seven on one. So, the next go around i descided to intervene. Being unbuffed I poped a few drugs and food and drink and attacked the weakest of the group. i quickly despensed of him. But as there were Six left i had no chance. They quickly incapped me. Not once, but twice. After the second incap they made thier mistake.Five of them left, leaving the only overt rebel of the group to incap me the third time and cause a instant cloning... Well, unbeknownst to them i am, besides my fencing skills, a master doctor. i quickly healed myself upon waking up. The poor Rebel had no idea what hit him. Afterwards i had the usual spam of tells and flames... i now have 6 more ppl on my ignore list.
Another funny story, but a lot shorter is another episode much like the first, except that i was DB'ed. To bad the guy had no idea thatI still had a revenge flag on him.I waited around till he brought out his very expensive AV-21 to leave town and commenced tobeat afew of dents, with my gaffie stick,into the door of his precious vehicle.. to badI disabled it also...LOL.
Message Edited by Cyprus301 on 06-23-2004 01:33 PM
Message Edited by Cyprus301 on 06-23-2004 01:58 PM
In loving memory of TIGGS. God Bless, and Good Luck!
Straker_Atrella
Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:36 pm
#2
Ok i'll bite.
I'm a Master Fencer as well as Master Rifleman. One day I was out running Imp missions for faction points, unbeknownst to me, 2 Overt Rebels were watching. I was messing around killnig the base with my Cryo rifle and Spray Stick. This coupled with my "Surveyor" title, must have made them think they had some noob and easy meat (I was teffed.)
Well as I pulled my bike, they attacked. I jumped on my bike and drove for about 200meters, they gave chase. I then hopped of my Bike, dropped to one knee, pulled my Jawa Ion cannon, and started to head shot the lead guy. Well, he didn't have stun armor, so he dropped before he even got close. One sniper shot DB'd him and it was back to a 1 on 1.
Now his friend hoped off his bike, pulled his Power Hammer and was determined to teach this "Rifleman" a lesson.
I wish I could have seen the look on his face when I pulled my stun baton, and centered. WIthin seconds, he was blinded, dizzied, intimidated and mind poisened. Again no stun armor, he couldn't hit me, but I sure could hit him.
He then said, "Well, I guess I could just run, but then you would just be a coward and shoot me in the back." So he stayed, fought and died.
Then I started getting tells from them, calling me all sorts of names and such.
Hey! What do you know, 2 nice Swoops right in front of me! Not anymore.
2 rules for PVP
#1 Easy Meat may not be so easy.
#2 Store your vehicle before you talk smack.
Neige
Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:36 am
#4
Im' a master fencer-master brawler. I never use doctor buffs, i rarely wear armor.
I was coming back to anchorhead after fulfillng some missions for the Rebel Alliance. I didnt had time to get off my swoop. A full-buff/full compo overt imperial MTKA combo2ed me where i stood. broke my swoop, DB'ed me, calling all the people in anchorhead names and such. Schoolyard bullies never change.
I didn't laugh a lot.
Kml
Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:41 am
#5
Ok, here goes. Im buffed, just got out of the Bestine starport. Im going to run through Bestine to check a vendor, but suddenly my home phone rings. I tap Num Lock, and run to answer the phone.
Couple of minutes later I get back, seeing that I'm dizzy kd'ed, and getting beat up by 2 TKM's. I start to hit on my stand and healdamage self keys, and when I get up, Im at full health. Noticing that the other TKM has spammed so much unarmedhit3, that his mind is almost at zero. I do a dizzy2 with my janta knife, and the peep dies to the dizzy hit.. The other peep dropped in a few scatter hits. They didnt respond when I gave them tells not to attack me when Im afk
Couple of minutes later I get back, seeing that I'm dizzy kd'ed, and getting beat up by 2 TKM's. I start to hit on my stand and healdamage self keys, and when I get up, Im at full health. Noticing that the other TKM has spammed so much unarmedhit3, that his mind is almost at zero. I do a dizzy2 with my janta knife, and the peep dies to the dizzy hit.. The other peep dropped in a few scatter hits. They didnt respond when I gave them tells not to attack me when Im afk
realvorda
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:12 am
#6
I always find it funny when you fight a TKM who wears (non stun) comp, and who is dumb enough to keep the armor on... as every tka should know their toughness factor without armor still is better then no def.... on the other side, spamming scatter 2 kills that technique..
Straker_Atrella
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:15 am
#7
I find it funny when a TKA tries to fight me with no armor at all. An Ackley bone Gad makes that a very poor option.
realvorda
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:16 am
#8
well, that might just not be so stupid if he hasent got stun armor, and if scatter hit is fixed..
Straker_Atrella
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:29 am
#9
Youdon't even need to use scatter hit if the TKA isn't wearing armor. An Ackley Gad is well over 300, that hurts a lot if you don't have armor on. I dropped somebody in 5 hits with 1HH3 once. Every hit landed on his Health, he didn't even have a chance to heal.
realvorda
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:36 am
#10
well, a gader is also well over 300... when fighting someone unarmored, I would always use my gader over my acklay baton (alegit baton that is) because they arent even worth the condition loss
but against a mtka, you will notice you do a lot less dmg due to their toughness mods (which only works without armor), and the only way to avoid this is by using scatterhit
Straker_Atrella
Thu Jun 24, 2004 4:51 am
#11
Yea, but I was talking about an Ackley Gader Baton. Even with toughness, that hurts a lot.
Khoivo
Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:02 am
#12
I got one.......Un beknownst to me, I was still overt from a previous fight that day, I was runign around all day,no one attacked me, no one said anything. I decided to go to Dath and rancor hunt, I went into the Cantina for a quick mind heal so I coudl buff. I had no weapon on me no armor on, and this Overt red ful armor buffed an da nice gaffi stood besides me, I got the target icon on him, and couldnt figure out why, thats when he attacked me and incapped me, as I lay there some jackass laughed at me. I foudn it rather funny myself. Anyays, after I go tmy butt up I heale dmyself and stayed there, my BF was still well over 300, this time I put my Stun Baton in my hand, he came back again with stun armor on, and incapped me again. I find this completely hilarious since I deserved it for not paying attention.
realvorda
Thu Jun 24, 2004 5:12 am
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Khoivo wrote:
I got one.......Un beknownst to me, I was still overt from a previous fight that day, I was runign around all day,no one attacked me, no one said anything. I decided to go to Dath and rancor hunt, I went into the Cantina for a quick mind heal so I coudl buff. I had no weapon on me no armor on, and this Overt red ful armor buffed an da nice gaffi stood besides me, I got the target icon on him, and couldnt figure out why, thats when he attacked me and incapped me, as I lay there some jackass laughed at me. I foudn it rather funny myself. Anyays, after I go tmy butt up I heale dmyself and stayed there, my BF was still well over 300, this time I put my Stun Baton in my hand, he came back again with stun armor on, and incapped me again. I find this completely hilarious since I deserved it for not paying attention.
you a doc yourself? else you would have noticed when being refused a buff...
ps: I suppose thats what that thirdsc. meant..
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