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Thread: An Entertainers Tale...
It was Entertainer Awareness Day, and the crowd wasn’t as large as we would have liked at the Theed Theatre. So… we sent out some Ents to recruit. The prime recruiting location was, of course, the Theed Cantina. Kitsuney arrived there to the usual plethora of AFK and Macrotainers, but one stood out, Britton, a Twi’lek dancer clad only in her underwear. Repeatedly, she shouted, "I am wearing only my undies, but only so guys will tip me" (Or something to that nature). Kitsuney attempted to send here a tell, requesting she cease her inappropriate actions, but (You guessed it) she was AFK. Kitsuney, did her best to block this unwanted sight, in the cantina, but do to her slight build and diminutive stature, she wasn’t very successful. A short while later, Zazie, a fellow entertainer decided to join her on the recruiting front. It was then that they hatched their plan. Zazie and Kitsuney went off to the corner, and when they returned Zazie was to put it lightly, a bit heavier (Kitsuney is Master Image Designer). Zazie put his newfound girth to work as a human censor of the poor taste of Britton. After a short while, Britton logged and Zazie and Kit both returned to the theatre where Zazie returned to his normal size.
Well, that is my inspirational story of the day. I hope it brought a smile to your face, as it brought one to mine. This story really says it all about "Entertainer Ingenuity". We can do so much with so little. That said, I leave you with these words:
The day of the Holocron is at an end. The day of the Entertainer is about to begin again. We have so many tools at our disposal, and we are ready and willingto fight. Aday of reckoningis coming, my friends, and they're on our turf now.
P.S. I picked up this story second had through group chat and I apologize for any errors in it. I will edit in any new information I get, as well as some screenshots as soon as I get ahold of them.
It was Entertainer Awareness Day, and the crowd wasn’t as large as we would have liked at the Theed Theatre. So… we sent out some Ents to recruit. The prime recruiting location was, of course, the Theed Cantina. Kitsuney arrived there to the usual plethora of AFK and Macrotainers, but one stood out, Britton, a Twi’lek dancer clad only in her underwear. Repeatedly, she shouted, "I am wearing only my undies, but only so guys will tip me" (Or something to that nature). Kitsuney attempted to send here a tell, requesting she cease her inappropriate actions, but (You guessed it) she was AFK. Kitsuney, did her best to block this unwanted sight, in the cantina, but do to her slight build and diminutive stature, she wasn’t very successful. A short while later, Zazie, a fellow entertainer decided to join her on the recruiting front. It was then that they hatched their plan. Zazie and Kitsuney went off to the corner, and when they returned Zazie was to put it lightly, a bit heavier (Kitsuney is Master Image Designer). Zazie put his newfound girth to work as a human censor of the poor taste of Britton. After a short while, Britton logged and Zazie and Kit both returned to the theatre where Zazie returned to his normal size.
Well, that is my inspirational story of the day. I hope it brought a smile to your face, as it brought one to mine. This story really says it all about "Entertainer Ingenuity". We can do so much with so little. That said, I leave you with these words:
The day of the Holocron is at an end. The day of the Entertainer is about to begin again. We have so many tools at our disposal, and we are ready to fight. A war is coming my friends and they're on our turf now.
P.S. I picked up this story second had through group chat and I apologize for any errors in it. I will edit in any new information I get, as well as some screenshots as soon as I get ahold of them.
Message Edited by bawler14 on 04-21-2004 06:59 PM
It was Entertainer Awareness Day, and the crowd wasn’t as large as we would have liked at the Theed Theatre. So… we sent out some Ents to recruit. The prime recruiting location was, of course, the Theed Cantina. Kitsuney arrived there to the usual plethora of AFK and Macrotainers, but one stood out, Britton, a Twi’lek dancer clad only in her underwear. Repeatedly, she shouted, "I am wearing only my undies, but only so guys will tip me" (Or something to that nature). Kitsuney attempted to send here a tell, requesting she cease her inappropriate actions, but (You guessed it) she was AFK. Kitsuney, did her best to block this unwanted sight, in the cantina, but do to her slight build and diminutive stature, she wasn’t very successful. A short while later, Zazie, a fellow entertainer decided to join her on the recruiting front. It was then that they hatched their plan. Zazie and Kitsuney went off to the corner, and when they returned Zazie was to put it lightly, a bit heavier (Kitsuney is Master Image Designer). Zazie put his newfound girth to work as a human censor of the poor taste of Britton. After a short while, Britton logged and Zazie and Kit both returned to the theatre where Zazie returned to his normal size.
Well, that is my inspirational story of the day. I hope it brought a smile to your face, as it brought one to mine. This story really says it all about "Entertainer Ingenuity". We can do so much with so little. That said, I leave you with these words:
The day of the Holocron is at an end. The day of the Entertainer is about to begin again. We have so many tools at our disposal, and we are ready to fight. A war is coming my friends and they're on our turf now.
P.S. I picked up this story second had through group chat and I apologize for any errors in it. I will edit in any new information I get, as well as some screenshots as soon as I get ahold of them.
Thanks for having me again! I'm sorry I missed Zazie and Kit plus sized though, hehe.
I sometimes would use pets to block out such AFK spammers.
Come to think of it, it'd have been funny if it looked like a bantha was talking about his underwear.
And Entertainers can buy such pets at CL 10 or less. Ask your favorite BE to mix you upa bantha. He can use a bunch of junk DNA to make it a CL 5 bantha (if it's not used for combat, then no big deal) for cheap. Bring out the bantha before entering a cantina, locate the most annoying spambot, and tell bantha to stay. You will need a CH to train the bantha to stay, but some will do those for free (offer a free buff in return if you're high enough level).
The best part about when I became a MCH was that I could have three such animals out.