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Thread: Blair's Blog Monday

Ikewe
Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:22 am
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I plan to fund this by hiring myself out to established crafters who need to check harvestors. I'll stand by with my rifle at the ready to defend them. When the creatures attack I'll demand payment and voila... problem solved


Hello Blair. Allow me to introduce you to the entertainer profession. Pay no attention to the fuzzy diaper, I really am a professional. Our mission payouts range from 1100 - 1300 credits for 10 minutes of performance. Very few people tip for healing and now that function has been removed. Please provide us the waypoint for the nearest financial assistance ( welfare ) office so that we might begin collecting credits which we'll need to purchase PSGs so that we can stand at the mission terminals to select the missions.





Ikewe, Master Dancer, Shadowfire
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.


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