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Here's a song macro I use that I thought people might like. Just in case anybody doesn't know, it's a parody of Billy Joel's The Piano Man.

The Kloo Horn Man

/sing Now Wuher at the bar is a friend of mine. And he gets me my drinks for freeeee.; /pause 8; /sing And he’s quick with a joke or to light up my smoke, but there’s someplace that he’d rather beeee.; /pause 8; /sing He said ‘Dizzie, I believe this is killing me.’, as the smile fell away from his faaaace.; /pause 8; /sing ‘Yeah I’m sure that I could be a Jedi Knight, if I could get out of this plaaaace.’; /pause 8; /sing Oh lah deedah deedeedah. Lahlah deedah, dahdum...; /pause 8; /sing And the Twi’lek dancers are practicing politics, as the Wookies all slowly get stooooned.; /pause 8; Yeah they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it’s better than drinking aloooone.; /pause 12; /sing And the cantina sounds like a carnival, and my Kloo horn smells like a beeeer!; /pause 8; /sing And they sit at the bar and put credits in my jar, saying ‘Man, what are you doing heeeeere.’; /pause 8; /sing Oh lah deedah deedeedah. Lahlah deedah, dahdum...;

Of course, you want to use your name instead of mine and the name of your local cantina’s bartender as Wuher tends bar in Mos Eisley.

It seems to fit best with the Folk tune. Please feel free to use it if you like it. If you’re on Valcyn I’d appreciate some props, but if you’re on another server it doesn’t really matter

-Dizzie Jay, Valcyn

"Dang, you guys are beat up! Who were you fighting, Darth Vader?!?"