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Thread: A few new songs (I was bored at work)
I was kind of bored at work today and I thought up a few songs that had a Star Wars feel to them. Thought I'd post them just for the heck of it but don't ask me what music would go with them... oh how I wish we could write our own music in this game, but the RIAA and Mettalica would be suing all of us probably.
Original Song: Jailbreak, AC/DC
JailBreak
There was a friend of mine on murder
And the judge's gavel fell
Imperials found him guilty
Gave him sixteen years in Kessel
He said "I ain't spending my life here
I ain't living alone
Ain't mining no spice on the chain gang
I'm breakin' out and headin' home
Gonna make a jailbreak
And I'm lookin' towards the sky
I'm gonna make a jailbreak
Oh, how I wish that I could fly
All in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
Got to be free
Jailbreak, let me out of here
Jailbreak, sixteen years ah
Jailbreak, had more than I can take
Jailbreak, yeah
He said he'd seen his lady being fooled with
By another man
She was down and he was up
Had a blaster in hishand
Bolts started flying everywhere
And people started to scream
Big man lying on the ground
With a hole in his body
Where his life had been
But it was all in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
I got to be free
Jailbreak, Jailbreak
I got to breakout
Out of here
Heartbeats, they were racin'
Freedom, he was chasin'
Spotlights, sirens, rifles firing
But he made it out
With a bolt in his back
Jailbreak, Jailbreak
Jailbreak, Jailbreak
Jailbreak, Jailbreak
Jailbreak, Jailbreak
Jailbreak, Jailbreak
Wild Colonial Boy, Traditional Irish Folk song
There was a wild colonial boy, Jaq Doogan was his name
He was born and raised on Dantooine, in his father's mining claim
He was his father's only son, his mother's pride and joy
And dearly did his parents love the wild colonial boy
At the early age of sixteen years he left his native home
And to Tatooine's sunny sands, he was inclined to roam
He robbed the rich, he helped the poor, he was a traveler's joy
A terror to the Empire was, the wild colonial boy
One morning on the dunes, as Jaq he rode along
A listening to the Womp Rats, a singing a cheerful song
Out stepped a band of troopers, Kelli, Davis and Fitzroi
They all set out to capture him, the wild colonial boy
Surrender now, Jaq Doogan, for you see we're three to one
Surrender in the Emperor's name, for you are a plundering son
Jaq drew two blasters from his belt, he proudly waved them high
I'll fight, but not surrender, cried the wild colonial boy
He fired a shot at Kelli, which brought him to the ground
And fired a shot at Davis, who fell dead at the sound
But a bolt pierced his proud young heart, from the blaster of Fitzroi
And the was how they captured him, the wild colonial boy
Original Song; My girlfriend's boyfriend isn't me, Autograph
My Master's Padawan isn't me
Ha Ha... Let me tell you a story
It's a rocky road to be Jedi
When we train ourselves it takes it's toll
When my Master leaves me, I sigh
He talks so secretly, and I know what it means
My Master's Padawan isn't me
His mind is stuck on "wait and see"
I hope it's temporarily
My Master's Padawan isn't me
Like a bad habit he can't break
The more he gives the more he takes
He's walkin' into a mistake
It happens easily, and I know what it means
My Master's Padawan isn't me
His mind is stuck on "wait and see"
I hope it's temporarily
My Master's Padawan isn't me
You know it makes me feel so bad
To know I will never be his grad
He was the best I ever had
His kind of teachin' drives me mad
They say three's company, and I know what it means
My Master's Padawan isn't me
His mind is stuck on "wait and see"
Well I know it's temporarily
My Master's Padawan isn't me
My Master's Padawan isn't me
My Master's Padawan isn't me
My Master's Padawan isn't me
And one final one for people who haven't heard of any of those other songs
Original Song; Teenage Dirtbag, Wheatus
Jedi Dirtbag
Her Name is Arnelle
I have a dream about her
I just raise hell
I'm a dark and evil Jedi, but
Oh, how she rocks
Uses her mind to lift blocks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a **edit** about me
Cause I'm just a Jedi Dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a Jedi Dirtbag baby
Listen to the Dark Side baby with me
Her Master's a hick
And he plays with his lightsaber
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives like a king
And he flys an X-wing
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a **edit** about me
Cause I'm just a Jedi dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a Jedi dirtbag baby
Listen to the Dark Side baby with me
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Maybe it's been foretold
It's a cold night and I am lonely
Low and Behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fate
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a **edit** about me
I've listened to the Dark Side and figured baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a Jedi dirtbag baby like you
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin'
Yeeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missin'