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Thread: The Legend of the PooDoo
Our guild is originally fromTatooine, but due to overpopulation we moved to Lok and started our city there.Tatooine may not be much to look at.. but it was HOME... so, I wanted to create a cantina that would remind them of home.
I had my cantina up, finely decorated, and the music was great! Ifilled the room with items from home, butsomething was wrong.Customers would come and go,and thank me for the music, but... their spirits were as low when they left as when they came in...
Every native Tatooinian knows that the air of other planets is missing something. And I have to admit, it had me stumped, but one day I happened upon the answer quite by accident.
Upon a recent trip back to Tatooine to manage my Mall outside of Anchorhead, I accidentally stepped in.. well you can guess - but I didn't notice until it was too late. I got back to Lok, entered my cantina and when I looked behind me... Ifound that I had left a trail of Bantha PooDoo on the floor!
I panicked! Customers were starting to pour in, and I had no time to change shoes and clean up the mess. "I'LL BE RUINED!" I thought! However, something strange happened. My customers were smiling again! Dancing, singing along with my songs, ...even laughing at my jokes!! Then the truth of what happened dawned on me.
Bantha PooDoo - doesn't deserve it's negative publicity. It contains natural calming agents and acts as a sensual stimuli. After some painstaking investigation,I discovered that Bantha PooDoo was first used by the early Tuskens against the first settlers of Tatooine. It seems they would fling it at thier enemyforts - thus causing the settlers to become calm and nonaggressive. Wearing their air filtration helmets, the Tuskens could then enter the fort andhandle any opposition with ease.
Further studies show that far from being a baterial wasteland - Bantha PooDoo is the product of nature's most effective digestive system. It is totally free from disease and harmful germs. And aside from its neurological benefits, it makesa wonderful additive to many food items - and can be used as a nonabrasive cleaner.
We are just now coming to understand what Tuskens have known for years... Bantha PooDoo is worth it's weight in gold!
I hope you enjoyed my little story!
Message Edited by ArthurP on 04-02-2004 03:32 PM
Cute story, but ew! I still don't want any, hehe. 
(Too bad we don't have that long text taking sign item, that would be a really fun thing to have up for everyone to readinside the cantina)
ArthurP wrote:Yes, this would be nice to be able to POST in the cantina. All they'd have to do it havea normal sign, that when you 'read' it, it brought up a pop-up window of text.
I've been wanting this in the game as well. Great way for player cities to post local laws, or PA's to post their rules/guidelines, or cantinas to post house rules.