Entertainer Archive

This is something I came up with back when I was still an entertainer. I never performed it for anyone, but thought some of you might enjoy playing withit. Might be amusing with backup singers too.

I set this up as seven macros to allow some control over the sequence. The pauses might need some tweaking to work in crowded areas.

JabbaDance-Intro
/stand;
/shout Jabba Dance!;
/jump; pause3;
/cheer; pause1;
/sing Hutt, Hutt; pause2;
/cheer;
/sing Hutt, Hutt; pause2;
/beckon;
/sing C'mon! C'mon;

JabbaDance-Verse1
/boogie; pause1;
/sing He's a gangsta.; pause 1.5;
/sing He's a pranksta.; pause 1.5;
/covereyes;
/sing The vilest crimelord I know.; pause 1.5;
/hero; pause 1.5;
/sing From the Jungland Waste.; pause 1.5;
/callretreat;
/sing To the depths of space.; pause 1.5;
/fistpalm;
/sing Jabba the Hutt runs the show.;

JabbaDance-Chorus1
/cheer; pause 1;
/shout Hutt! Hutt!; pause 1;
/flail; pause 1;
/shout Hutt! Hutt!

JabbaDance-Verse2
/knockwood; pause 1;
/sing You gotta blasta,;pause 1;
/snap; pause .5;
/sing But he's fasta.; pause 1.5;
/raise;
/sing And he'll bring you down to your knees.; pause 3;
/surrenderself; pause 1;
/sing He'll take you out back; pause 1.5;
/slit;
/sing Feed ya to the Sarlacc.; pause 1.5;
/lol;
/sing After laughing at your pleas.;

JabbaDance-Chorus2
/applause;
/shout Everybody!; pause 1.5;
/boogie;
/shout Hutt! Hutt!; pause 1.5;
/summon;
/shout C'mon! C'mon!; pause 1.5;
/boogie;
/shout Hutt! Hutt!;

JabbaDance-Verse3
/accuse;
/sing If you take his spice; pause 1.5;
/scold;
/sing You better pay him twice; pause 1.5;
/sing Cause on Tatooine we all know.; pause 2;
/disagree;
/sing If you double cross.; pause 1.5;
/slit;
/sing It's just your loss!; pause 1.5;
/fistpalm;
/sing Jabba the Hutt runs the show!

JabbaDance-Close
/cheer;
/shout Hutt! Hutt!; pause 2;
/shout Hutt! Hutt!; pause 2.5;
/up; pause 5;
/bow3

Quisel Tove
Lowca

whoops, just noticed a problem in the close macro.../up shoudl be /pointup;

Quisel

Hehe, that looks pretty amusing.

Though from my experience it will just be spam to most. The song's I've tried I discovered that 1 and 2 second pauses between lines are just too short. It kind of kills the ability to be able to do really lively active songs. The only exception might be if you are performing it where the people are actually going to see the performance, and not just sitting in a cantina.

lifted

added to my list

I will be using this!

I love it!