Entertainer Archive

I run my aliases slightly different that some, but they work with the same general principle. Toss em in a .txt file, be sure wordwrap is turned off and off you go! All of my aliases have a lead-in in groupchat and a head bow at the end so you know they started and ended, as well as to let other people in your group know what's coming. Please feel free to use them, all I ask is that you use them as they are listed here without modifications. Thanks!

Here for the Party
adapted for SWG from a song of the same name by Gretchen Wilson

herefortheparty: /herefortheparty0;
herefortheparty0: /g"Here for the Party" adapted for SWG by Dathora from Kettemoor from a song of the same name by Gretchen Wilson. Beginning in 3.;/pause 2;/g 2;/pause 2;/g 1;/pause 2;/g Here we go!;/pause 2;/herefortheparty1;
herefortheparty1: /sing Well I'm a Sabacc playin', double fisted drinking, son of a gun.;/pause 6;/sing I wear my jeans a little tight just to watch the little boys come undone;/pause 6;/sing Im here for the accarragm and the ball busting band;/pause 4;/sing Gonna get a little crazy just because I can;/pause 8;/sing You know I'm here for the party;/pause 4;/sing And I aint leavin til they throw me out;/pause 4;/sing Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some;/pause 4;/sing You know I'm here, I'm here for the party;/pause 8;/sing I may not be a ten but the boys say I clean up good;/pause 6;/sing And if I gave em half a chance for some rowdy romance you know they would;/pause 6;/sing I've been waiting all week just to have a good time;/pause 4;/sing So bring on all the dewds and their pick up lines;/pause 8;/sing You know I'm here for the party;/pause 4;/sing And I aint leavin til they throw me out;/pause 4;/sing Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some;/pause 4;/sing You know I'm here, I'm here for the party;/pause 8;/sing Dont want no purple hooter shooter just some T'sslok on the rocks;/pause 6;/sing Dont mind me if I start that trashy talk;/pause 8;/sing You know I'm here for the party;/pause 4;/sing And I aint leavin til they throw me out;/pause 4;/sing Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some;/pause 4;/sing You know I'm here, I'm here for the party;/pause 6;/sing You know I'm here for the party;/pause 4;/sing And I aint leavin til they throw me out;/pause 4;/sing Gonna have a little fun gonna get me some;/pause 4;/sing You know I'm here, I'm here for the party;/pause 8;/g And that's the end! Thanks!;/bowhead

Johnny Tarr
adapted for SWG from a song of the same name by Gaelic Storm

tarr: /tarr0;
tarr0: /g "Johnny Tarr" adapted for SWG by Dathora from Kettemoor from a song of the same name by Gaelic Storm. Beginning in 3.;/pause 2;/g 2;/pause 2;/g 1;/pause 2;/g Here we go!;/pause 2;/tarr1;
tarr1: /sing Lemme tell you a little story about a man named Johnny Tarr;/pause 4;/sing He was a hard drinking son of a Kiva, always at the bar;/pause 4;/sing Accargam from the tap or shots of Garmorrl from the shelf;/pause 4;/sing He could open his throttle and throw back a bottle as quick as the Emperor himself;/pause 2;/chant ...Johnny Tarr;/pause 8;/sing Word got around that Johnny Tarr was no pretender,;/pause 4;/sing From Kor Vella to here, they'd lock up the beer when Jonny went on a bender,;/pause 4;/sing Down at the starport, the cantinas, or the faction farm;/pause 4;/sing He was drinking at seven by ten to eleven, well all the booze would be gone!;/pause 2;/chant ...Johnny Tarr;/pause 8;/sing Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it,;/pause 4;/sing But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if i were you;/pause 4;/sing I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi;/pause 4;/sing I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!;/pause 8;/sing It was nine in the morning, on a cold and rainy night,;/pause 4;/sing Johnny swooped up to Theed's Bar, looking to get tight;/pause 4;/sing He had credits in his pocket, he had T'ssolok in his eye,;/pause 4;/sing He said: Get up all you lasses and set up the glasses, I'm drinking this place dry!;/pause 8;/sing Now all the serious boozers, they were soon broken hearted;/pause 4;/sing When Johnny finished off six and he was only getting started;/pause 4;/sing Guzzling down the mugs, knockin' em back like candy,;/pause 4;/sing He was lookin' alright to be drinkin' all night, then Virrago brought out the brandy!;/pause 2;/chant ...Johnny Tarr;/pause 8;/sing Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it,;/pause 4;/sing But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if i were you;/pause 4;/sing I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi;/pause 4;/sing I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!;/pause 8;/sing Johnny drank the whole darn bottle, had another mug or two,;/pause 4;/sing When it made no impression he started a session with Galerane's Galloping Brew;/pause 4;/sing He was waiting for a mug when his face turned green;/pause 4;/sing Cripes, Johnny fell down after only fifteen!;/pause 8;/sing You could have heard a pin drop, then the crowd let out a roar,;/pause 4;/sing It took five wookiee women to lift Johnny off the floor!;/pause 4;/sing The doctor looked him over and said better call the hearse;/pause 4;/sing But it's not what you're thinkin' It wasn't the drinkin' this man died of thirst!;/pause 2;/chant ...Johnny Tarr;/pause 8;/sing Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it,;/pause 4;/sing But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if i were you;/pause 4;/sing I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi;/pause 4;/sing I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!;/pause 8;/sing Even if you saw it yourself, you wouldn't believe it,;/pause 4;/sing But I wouldn't trust a person like me, if i were you;/pause 4;/sing I wasn't there, I swear I have an alibi;/pause 4;/sing I heard it from a man who knows a fella who says it's true!;/pause 2;/mood none;/g And that's the end! Thanks!;/bowhead

Speederbike
adapted for SWG from Queen's "Bicycle Race"

spdrbike: /spdrbike0;
spdrbike0: /g "Speederbike" adapted for SWG by Dathora from Kettemoor from Queen's "Bicycle Race". Beginning in 3.;/pause 2;/g 2;/pause 2;/g 1;/pause 2;/g Here we go!;/pause 2;/spdrbike1;
spdrbike1: /sing Speederbike, Speederbike, Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Swoop;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride it Loop de loop;/pause 7;/sing You say black I say white;/pause 5;/sing You say bark I say bite;/pause 5; /sing You say jawa I say hey man;/pause 5;/sing Crawlers were never my scene;/pause 5;/sing And I don't like Tatooine;/pause 7;/sing You say mute I say voice;/pause 5;/sing You say God give me a choice;/pause 5;/sing You say droid I say mechs;/pause 5;/sing I don't believe in Jedi Knights;/pause 5;/sing Who actually can have fair fights;/pause 5;/sing All I wanna do is;/pause 5;/sing Speederbike, Speederbike, Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Swoop;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my;/pause 5;/sing Speederbike races are coming your way;/pause 6;/sing So forget all your duties oh yeah!;/pause 6;/sing Galaxy Girls will be riding today;/pause 6;/sing So look out for those beauties oh yeah;/pause 6;/announce On your marks;/pause 3;/announce Get set;/pause 3;/announce Go;/pause 3;/sing You say spice I say pain;/pause 5;/sing You say food I say gain;/pause 5;/sing Hot dog I say cool it man;/pause 5;/sing I don't wanna be the Queen of anything;/pause 7;/sing You say smile I say cheese;/pause 5;/sing Tailoring, I say please;/pause 5;/sing Income tax, I say credits;/pause 5;/sing I don't wanna be a nominee;/pause 5;/sing In Coronet or Naboo's Theed;/pause 5;/sing 'Cause all I want to do is;/pause 5;/sing Speederbike, Speederbike, Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Swoop;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride my Speederbike;/pause 5;/sing I want to ride it Loop de loop;/pause 7;/g That's the end;/bowhead

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KalineLessia wrote:

I got a HUGE buzz yesterday when I was in Eisley cantina and somebody I'd never met was singing one of my songs.

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Message Edited by FiLu on 07-25-2005 03:31 PM

Message Edited by ZyreMercutio on 08-28-2005 01:52 AM