Entertainer Archive

Now, I'll start off by saying that a) I've had an entertainer or at least dabbled in entertainer on almost every toon I've run on SWG, b) I am Master Ent on Infinity and (like almost everyone) have an Ent on TC. So am sort of a serial dabbler but I do really, really enjoy tootling my slitherhorn and chatting to the punters.

OK, here's where it either goes downhill or gets fun, depending on your PoV.

I've got a little bothan lives on Tatooine. Wanderhome. He's really a scout but, well, like all bothan he enjoys hanging out in the cantina and chilling. The other night I ran up a second toon on another account, called it GuideDog, and changed my little bothan's bio to read "The galaxies Only Blind Bothan Balladeer".

Two little bothans, tootling away in the cantina, back chatting back and forth between themselves. Hey, it kept me amused. And a couple of the patrons seemed to enjoy it.

The blind bothan balladeer would chat to GuideDog and, if anyone addressed him directly would as his buddy who was talking, what they were like and so forth. Lots of /whispers and /pokes. Anyway, this tall attractive twi'lek came in (me, I've always had a thing for blue skinned females, and I couldn't resist the opportunity)So I ask GuideDog whose just come in, nice twi'lek, tall, blue, pretty... and over I go, with the aid of a little left a bit, right a bit, from the patrons who had by now twigged that this toon couldn't see so well, bi of table tumbling and wall crashing, and eventually I found the lady.

Of course, I did what all nice bothan would do on a first encounter and bit her. "Rubbery!" Hey, she squeaked. Cool. I introduced myself and asked if she'd help me back to the bar... and hit /fol. Just in time for her to leave the 'tina.

OK, am going to go with it, thought I. "Big cantina this" "It's a long way to the bar??" "Have they got san on the floor here?" She stops....

Twi'lek "Why are you following me??"
Me "I thought you were taking me back to the bar...."
Twi'lek "But we're not in the cantina"
Me "Where are we?? I thought it had got lighter"
Twi'lek "Mos Espa..."
Me "MOS ESPA?? That's on Tatooine!!" /yell "GuideDog! GuideDog! We're on Tatooine??? Since when??"
GuideDog (from near the 'tina doorway) "I brought you down here almost a month ago!"
Me (to twi'lek) "I'm sorry, I don't see so well, and one cantina smells pretty much like any other..."
Twi'lek "OMG I'm sorry, I didn't realise... can you follow me back to the bar? I can't take your arm... folow my voice"

and off we went back through town, my new twi'lek friend going "this way, no this way, please be careful... oh my.. I didn't know you couldn't see..."

I'm thinking, hey, this girls a really good RP, she's got right into the 'helpful passerby' thing.

We get back in the cantina and chat a little, GuideDog is playing that d*mned SW1 on the slitherhorn. Not quite romantic serenade music but he tried. Then she comes away with the line that had me off the chair, on the floor and in danger of having an accident from laughing....

"I didn't realise there were blind players. How do you see what you type???"


There wasn't a dry eye in the house.

ROFL

If I ever get fired for laughing hysterically at work - ITS YOUR FAULT! Bad Bothan!

HAHAHA!
Funniest story I've heard in a loong loong time!
My coworkers are looking at me funny now (meh, I guess that's not all too strange though).

lmao...that's hilarious

OMG ROFLMAO
wow this is way too rich!
LOL

Deli'ah