Entertainer Archive
Thread: Why I, Vol, should be the next Entertainer Correspondant
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Voluptua
Wed May 04, 2005 1:10 pm
#1
Hello Entertainment community. My name is Governor Vol from the Bloodfin Empire.
I have been around since launch, and that's a rare thing in these times. I have always been for the most part, a ME and a MM.
I went from the cantinas on Corellia where I scraped a living off of tips to ruling the Empire on Bloodfin.
How did I do this? With my amazing contacts and superstar life style that being the Greatest Entertainer in the Galaxy gave me.
Now look, my carebear friends, Bloodfin is a harsh, PVP server. A place where roleplayers are thrown out with yesterday's trash.
But not so with me, I am an icon, the last of the great roleplayers, the leader of the most powerful PVP guild on Bloodfin, AXIS.
As the Greatest Entertainer in the Galaxy, I use my army of dark jedi knights and cruel bounty hunters to enforce my beliefs upon the server.
As an Imperial, I revel in such awe inspiring dominance. My galactic tour concerts are a thing of server legend.
Just hand me the title of ENTERTAINER CORRESPONDANT. It's mine.
What other Entertainer can say they have conquered the server using their charisma and charms?
Place the crown upon mymighty brow, devs. I will post my FAQ, How to Rule the Empire in Six Easy Steps
Governor Vol
Tiberius-
Wed May 04, 2005 3:56 pm
#3
oh ya you would be great
/sarcasm
Tiberius- Grogan
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"The problem is not that the world is full of fools. The problem is that lightning isnt being distributed right." - M.Twain
Seahawker
Thu May 05, 2005 3:05 am
#4
yes, what we need is a tyranical Corr to alienate the forums and give ent's a bad name. this isn't your PvP guild or server where you rule all and speak for them the way you want to. as a Corr you would need to actually listen to us and present our issues, not just what you deem fit as ruler. if you were trying to make light of it i understand, but you came off sounding like an arogant ass who's trying to stroke their ego with a new title.
NJ62
Thu May 05, 2005 6:28 am
#5
Did I misread the above post, because I thought it was beautifully written satire. I nearly spat up on my keyboard with laughter.
Voluptua
Thu May 05, 2005 6:30 am
#6
As your new leader, we will be making some changes.
All entertainers will only play Star Wars 3.
Mandovoils will now be called Mando-Vols.
All male dancers must report to the Imperial Execution Center for a brief meeting.
That is all, For now.
Allia_Rain
Thu May 05, 2005 6:37 am
#7
Owwh an Imperial with a sense of humor, that can't be right. I'll go report him to the Imperial Inquisition.
Voluptua
Thu May 05, 2005 7:26 am
#9
Thank you for laughing, that was the entertainment I intended. There is nothing more fun than roleplaying the tyranical Imperial Entertainer.
Vol
Tralmek
Thu May 05, 2005 7:47 am
#10
NJ62 wrote:
Did I misread the above post, because I thought it was beautifully written satire. I nearly spat up on my keyboard with laughter.
/second
Warryyr
Thu May 05, 2005 10:43 am
#11
Voluptua wrote:
Hello Entertainment community. My name is Governor Vol from the Bloodfin Empire.
I have been around since launch, and that's a rare thing in these times. I have always been for the most part, a ME and a MM.
I went from the cantinas on Corellia where I scraped a living off of tips to ruling the Empire on Bloodfin.
How did I do this? With my amazing contacts and superstar life style that being the Greatest Entertainer in the Galaxy gave me.
Now look, my carebear friends, Bloodfin is a harsh, PVP server. A place where roleplayers are thrown out with yesterday's trash.
But not so with me, I am an icon, the last of the great roleplayers, the leader of the most powerful PVP guild on Bloodfin, AXIS.
As the Greatest Entertainer in the Galaxy, I use my army of dark jedi knights and cruel bounty hunters to enforce my beliefs upon the server.
As an Imperial, I revel in such awe inspiring dominance. My galactic tour concerts are a thing of server legend.
Just hand me the title of ENTERTAINER CORRESPONDANT. It's mine.
What other Entertainer can say they have conquered the server using their charisma and charms?
Place the crown upon mymighty brow, devs. I will post my FAQ, How to Rule the Empire in Six Easy Steps
Governor Vol
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerors' ways, Governor Vol.
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion will not help you conjure up a Correspondent tag.
I encourage all who are fed up with the tyranny of the Empire and it's agents to meet me in my place for a meeting to discuss.....cake...and umm pie...yes, that will do...
Bionic
Thu May 05, 2005 2:00 pm
#13
Voluptua wrote:All male dancers must report to the Imperial Execution Center for a brief meeting.
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