Correspondent Questionnaire
1. If you have a real life (job, girl/boy friend, wife, kids, etc.) give yourself 0 points. If you had a girl/boy friend once a long time ago but can't remember their name, give yourself 1 point.
2. If you are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to play on Live and Test Center give yourself 0 points. If you can write a really good macro that makes it seem like you are playing 24/7, give yourself 1 point.
3. If you are articulate, understand basic grammar, can spell big words then give yourself 0 points. If you understand anything the Devs say, give yourself 1 point. If you understand anything TH says about Droids, give yourself 5 points.
4. If you are male, give yourself 0 points. If you are male but can make everyone here think you are female so they will be nice to you, give yourself 1 point.
5. If you played during Alpha, Pre-Pre-Pre-Beta, Pre-Pre-Beta, Pre-Beta, Beta 1, Beta 2 and on Live from the first day, give yourself 0 points. If you stumbled in here and thought this was funny and decided you could be a correspondent, then go ahead and make your first post and give yourself 1 point.
6. If you think exploits, griefing, and rude behavior ruins the game for everyone then give yourself 0 points. If you think re-programming the game to suit you personal style of play is good then give yourself 1 point. If you want to populate a player city with your own clones, give yourself 2 points.
7. If you think there is room for both pure crafting and combat players in the DE profession, give yourself 0 points. If you think the real goal should be to collect the most obscure and rare resources and hoard them, then give yourself 1 point.
8. If you think careful posting, cataloging of ideas, and a clear and rational presentation to the Devs is a good way to advance the profession then give yourself 0 points. If you think getting JustG, TH, and Runesabre drunk at the Irish Pub is a much better way to improve things, give yourself 1 point.
9. If you think there is need to carefully balance the game and find a fun and useful place for every profession and take continuity into some account, even if it is slow going and painful at times, give yourself 0 points. If you think DE's should be able to craft a troop carrier filled with R2's welding lightsabers and CP3O's throwing gas bombs so you can solo 10 Dragons while AFK dancing with no armor decay then give yourself 1 point.
10. If you think combat droids could be fun and utility droids could be fun and that there is room for both in the game then give yourself 0 points. If you think Wookies should have to buy a Wookie-Armor Droid, Tailors should have to buy a Sewing Machine Droid, Chefs should have to buy a B-B-Q Droid, Pole-armers should have to buy a Pikeman Droid, Carbineers should have to buy a Carbine Self-Defense Droid, Bothans should have to buy a Step-Ladder Droid, Commandos should have to buy a Fire-Truck Droid, Combat Medics and Doctors should have to buy a Gas Mask and Pharmacy Droid, Creature Handlers should have to buy a Three Ring Circus Droid, Architects should have to buy a Mud Brick Droid, and finally that DE's should be able to use them all, then give yourself 1 big point and feel free to throw your hat in the ring.
Bonus Question - If you are reading this at work, give yourself another point. If you're the boss and the employees are all working while you play, give yourself 5 points. And if you're a real life Droid Engineer, give yourself -10 points.
Please add any other questions you would like to see our new correspondent answer...
Regards,
Edsoni, DE Wanderhome
