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I'm a bounty hunter, not a DE. I have a master DE buddy though, i hear him clanking away in his house at night. Sparks flying out the door and off the balcony.Sometimes i hear laughter so shrill that Tesla (the scientist not the band... ick) himself would cringe. Has he gone mad?

I am concerned with my friend, who sings Memories every time i pull out my probot, apparently made from some lost alien technology because it is 5 times more sturdy then what he can make now and has blasters that are twice as powerful.

My friend stopped selling on his vendor because he would getharased while fishing on Talusby confused buyers that needed directions. I told him to include directions in the box and he flipped out. We fish alot, hopefully we will alot more now that he doesnt sell droids at all anymore.

I don't think he ever fully recoveredfrom the Great Droid Purge (droid permadeath), mobs of angry customers came to his shoppe with thier torches and pitchforks demanding their money back. I hid him in what was then my furniture shop(i used to be an architect)until it was safe to go out.

His nerves are as frayed and tattered as my armor. I dont ask him why is it the current probot can only have medium armor at 40%, though you can put in the components for heavy armor, especially when its the only combat droid... I asked him to upgrade my bot's armor, but he says he can't. I think he won't and just wants me to buy a new one. He says he can make me a little combat droid, but from what i've seeni'd be afraid a Kreetle might break it.

When he "Mastered" the proffesion we had a celebration with fireworks and booze, we were all happy he could now wear the title on top of his head.

Apparently he can make a binary lifter droid,I was excited and asked if it could helpme gatherresources or help with construction jobs. Apparently he made the lifter droid to be some sort of exoskeleton to protect the user better than any armor out there. A major fault in the design made him scrap the idea, apperently he forgot to allow room for the pilot.

I was wondering if any of you had any tips you could give me to help my friend. I've tried crazy parties, fishing, crazy rock star nights in the canteena with a smuggler i know, and lap dances from Tilek hotties. Anything to breath life into his walking dead corpse.

The only other thing i can think of is to tell him to follow inmy footsteps, drop master and kill people. Murder is fun, more fun then dealing with customers. Heck i even get paid.

ROFLMAO

This was Great!!

Dear Mr. BH

Tell your DE friend is he goes insane by choice he can cheat fate of its prize

Regards

AshRid - DE Agony Aunt

Hmmm, maybe he should get a pet kitty cat to play with in his spare time? Kittys always make the lonely and depressed feel better

/clap

What a cute story! If only it weren't so true!

Panatlee Thillik'arzk
Master Droid Engineer-Sniper-Propagandist-Master Artisan
Novice Bounty Hunter
Lowca, Naboo -- SSE of Theed at -4283,3379
Home of the Master Bounty Hunter Tribute

"I am not a Droid Engineer, but I played one on Lowca"

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Hmmm, maybe he should get a pet kitty cat to play with in his spare time? Kittys always make the lonely and depressed feel better

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What ever you do, dont mention Creature Handler around your friend. No really. If you mention that profession around your friend you will not have to convince him to murder people. THe last thing you might see is the murder in his eye

LMAO to the story and the last remark!!!!

Kamayyk

Master Artisan

DE 4-3-2-4