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thefuz

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:37 am

#1

So, I'm standing around waiting for the shuttle last night and this kid walks up to me and says:

l33t d00d: hey - u droid maka?

l33t d00d: ??

Me: Hello.

l33t d00d: why u maek droids? they s*ck!!!!

l33t d00d: their worthless - they cant fight for nothin!!

Me: Wow, I greatly appreciate you telling me this. I'll stop crafting them immediately!

l33t d00d: my rancor is great!

l33t d00d: i can hunt on endor and lok

l33t d00d: probe droids suck

l33t d00d: my rancor is cool

l33t d00d shouts: CAN SOME1 PLZ HEAL ME AND PET????

l33t d00d (to medic standing nearby awaiting the shuttle): medic guy can you plz heal?

Medic: Hello - sure, I can heal you. I don't have time to go back to the med-center though. Do you have a medical droid?

l33t d00d: waht droid?

l33t d00d: droids sux0rs

Medic: If there areno droids around, I cannot heal here.

l33t d00d tells you: hey u have medic?

l33t d00d tells you: ????

Me: I'm sorry - I'm all out of medical droids. I followed your advice and am no longer a Droid Engineer.

l33t d00d: $*#$ #$& $%(*$%&

This made my night. Ahh - sweet irony... I do love you so.

Brill
Master Droid Engineer
Brill's Bodacious Droidcrafting
Cairdeas City Mall [pos 7400, neg 6500] - Naboo

While you're in Cairdeas City Mall please visit Kreegan's BE Store, Aluri's slilced and unsliced Weapons of Doom(tm), the armor vendors and the resource vendors!

Fluxxen

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:40 am

#2

lol, wonderful...

Jirigan "Jinx" Nix
Smuggler and Captain of the Distant Star
Mos Mosel (2764, -3060 on Tatooine) - Roleplaying community
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Droid_Engineer_Rho

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:41 am

#3

THANK you for that

Sure, droids aren't the very best, but a scene like that makes it all worthwhile.

Taking a well-deserved vacation from his successful Droid Engineering business, Master Rho can be found puttering around the galaxy.

ArdenStarmariner

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:43 am

#4

ROFL!!

Arden Starmariner - Master Jedi, Smugglers' Alliance Privateer Ace - Eclipse.
Nemok Starmariner - Elder Commando - Eclipse.

Raleran0

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:48 am

#5

that's awesome..heh heh

standup_philosopher

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:50 am

#6

HAHAAHAAHAHAAAAA! FABulous!

Fortunately I've not seen manycustomers possessingthe caliber of "l33t-ness" you just endured. It just verifies my theory that 90%+ of the multi-rancor-toters out there are overcompensating for something.... I'd like to believe this is a rare occurance, but alas, the reports just keep coming in.. *sigh*

Cheers,

Mirius Barakiel -ZAM Enterprises- Kaadara,Naboo,Sunrunner

JTL beta: ILIUM - the drunken Ithorian skipper

Mirius Barakiel
MasterDE -ZAM Enterprises- Wildfire Plains, Dantooine, Sunrunner

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Success is 90% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 10% butterscotch ripple..

RashnuSWG

Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:53 am

#7

Lol that was just too kewl

Rashnu Botmaker - Master Artisan/Droid Designer - Lowca

Rashnu Botmaker - Master Droid Engineer/Master Artisan/Master Merchant - Lowca

Mohi

Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:41 am

#8

Ah! To have someone play along with you (the medic) makes this all the more priceless!

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Mohi Sedo

Master Droid Engineer/Master Artisan/Novice Carbineer

Mohi Sedo -- Kettemor
retired Master Droid Engineer/Master Artisan/Master Shipwright

now a Master Carbineer/Master Doctor and still a Pilot Goof Off

Slythetove

Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:30 am

#9

Best thread in here in weeks. I love it.

--Sly

Slythetove - Starsider
Master Droid Engineer | Master Chef
Droids N Things - Southwest of Bestine at -1883, -4468
(moved 100m because of player cities)

Droid-Creator

Tue Sep 16, 2003 9:45 am

#10

AHAHAHAAHA !

"Wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair and all of the terrible things that happen to us, come because we actually deserve them? So now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the Universe." -Marcus Cole (Babylon 5, A Late Delivery from Avalon)

darthfodder

Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:03 am

#11

Hehe thats great. I love when people point out that my profession has serious problems, I have a short memory so it helps when people remind me my driods suck.

Nell2ThaIzzay

Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:10 pm

#12

LMAO, that was freaking great.

Luckily, I have never had anybody tell me that my droids suck. I usually get tells for people asking for droids that I just can't make yet =]

Marr'Taan LeBeau
Imperial Mercenary - Professional Contract Killer

"Death is my business, and business is good"

Bounty Hunter, Creature Trainer, Droid Engineer, Rifleman
Former Musician and band member of the Tyrenian 3 (Marr'Taan LeBeau, Cale Amossoo, Bari)

Crie

Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:22 pm

#13

I understand this is another leetdude joke, but why did the medic who obviously doesn't have a med droid asked for a med droid to be around him? I mean...doesn't the medical droid ONLY benefit the owner? it would be pointless for someone else to call a medical droid around him, and certainly the medic is not asking to borrow a droid from those who have it right?

but then again I am probably wrong... I have no made or used a droid in about a month. maybe med module have AE effect now.

Shota Sao'tome
Master Droid Engineer/Artisan
Naboo, Bloodfin

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