Droid Engineer Archive
Thread: Bet's on TH's thread title...
So, I'll start with the obvious one:
Look Sir, Droids
Right, well while I wait, I'm going off to throw people about a room with some martial arts practice. Hope to see the real thread title when I get back
Yes, sir. I think those new droids are going to work out fine.
(FromLuke to Uncle Owen, for those of you not quite fluent in the films...)
And just for fun, a thought for the DEVs, from that same conversation:
Your only concern is to prepare the new droids for tomorrow. 
Here's mine:
"Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll
be destroyed for sure. This is madness!"
That's 3P0's opening line in Ep. IV
Sir, I am fluent in six million forms of communication. This
signal is not used by the Alliance. It could be an Imperial Dev code.
Code Translation: Their droids are bugged, attack them now!
I've got two of them, since I do have mixed fealings here. For those of you that are convinced the devs don't care about the profession at all "These are not the droids your looking for"/wavehandor "3720 to 1!" (the odds of the profession getting fixed, same as the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field).
Now, I shouldn't have really put those up as I am a bit more understanding, better title would be "As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids." (hologram of luke, ROTJ).
Jenden Morn - Master Droid Engineer - Mos Espa, Tarquinas
Owner, Operator, and Founder of DarkStar Inc.
I just thought of another one, but this one is a little negative, too...
"They're for sale, if you want them..."
(Obi-Wan to mindless Troopers after the ol' Jedi Mind Trick)
EvilDrider wrote:
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
This one has my vote.
Or that hilarious one-liner R2 pulled out in ROTJ:
"blipbloopbloop tweetbloopblip"
What a crack up that little guy is!