Droid Engineer Archive

"Ladies and Gentleman, tonight's main event is TEAMING with EXCITEMENT and MORE EXCITEMENT!", the announcer roars as two scantily clad women trounce around the ring holding enlarged cardboard segments advertising a url to recent comments made by the Lead Programmer of Star Wars Galaxies, Chirs Mayer.

<the crowd is in a tizzy, at this point>

"In this corner, weighing in with 40 units of Metal, 60 units of Fiberplast, 20 units of Low-Grade Ore, 30 units of Steel, 1 Droid Brain, 1 Droid Motive System, 1 Power Core Unit, 1Droid Sensor Package, and 1 Droid Service Module Harness...Power Droid! And in this corner, weighing in with 45 units of Metal, 40 units of Low-Grade Ore, 60 units of Steel, 1 Droid Brain, 1 Droid Motive System, 1 Power Core Unit, 1 Micro Sensor Suite, 1 Droid Service Module Harness, and 1 Droid Defensive Module Harness...Advanced Power Droid!", the announcer ends, leaving the ring and into a throng of people wearing t-shirts, labeled with the insignia <Blizzard>, who escort the announcer down the aisle to the back.

DING! The fight begins!

Three rounds have passed as the brave combatants meet for a fourth time in the center of the ring. "Are you tired of this yet?", asks Power Droid.

"Yeah, I'm about *censored* fed up with this, too!" Advanced Probot exclaims. "And the *censored* announcer, he could have at least stretched the truth concerning my weight. I mean, come on, the sponsors of this fight have been doing it for months."

To the shock of the crowd, both fighters exit the ring leaving a trail of "Low Power" flashes in their wake.

Khal's Crap 6164, 5539 Rori just to the east of restuss Wanderhome
Master Swordsman, 3/0/3/0 scout, 0/4/4/4 doc
Master Artisan, Droid Engineer, Merchant (my alt)
Holocron said, " ...there's something oddly satisfying about running a game people pay to hate..."
http://www.gamespy.com/articles/march04/galaxies/01/
http://www.gamespy.com/articles/march04/galaxies/02/
http://www.gamespy.com/articles/march04/galaxies/03/

Bah. Everyone knows midgets should be rare loot drops.

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(Kauri) Indur Dawndeath - Master Droid Engineer / Smuggler (0,4,1,0)
(Chilastra) Indur Dawndeath - Creature Handler (3,3,1,1) / Smuggler (0,0,3,0)

"Next thing you know it's going to require a Droid Brain in order to make an Electronics GP Module. Sheesh." --Kollos

I guess so. You could get then from ewoks and jawas.

Changing "Power Core Unit" to "Light Power Core Unit" would be nice...or a baby mamien.